[Sammie]

Hey, Shehzad (note spelling, oh Fluffy-bunny-soon-to-be-rabbit-pie-if-you-don't-edit-that-post-before-Shehzad-sees!) super-congrats on ur exam passing! Nicely done. Am contemplating taking US pre-clinical exams next yr, while mine's fresh in my head, as my parents are expressing desires to move us all out there if certain laws get passed here!

So far as the dark side goes, I'm in IF (and this may be tooooo greedy) i can get the ALL following: Heath Ledger; Keanu Reeves; Josh Hartnett; the tall blond hunk on my course. Oh, and abject, bitter, humiliation for guys who stare at me all term, then reject my advances (no, it wasn't the blond one).

Okay??

[Shehzad]

Thanks Sammie-- and if you need any infor just drop me a line.

As for your demands, unfortunately, Heath Ledger was not unavailable. We tried to get Brad Pitt to replace him, but Jennifer Aniston had previously converted to the Dark Side ion order to trump Gwyneth Paltrow. Josh Hartnett is available, and the blond guy we're working on.

And abject humilition-- did you see what Darth Vader did to those who stared at him then spurned his advances. Imagine what Darth Sammie could do...

[Sammie]

*big grin*

okay, I'm in. Sign me up. This is gonna be coooool.........

Btw, the blond guy may be easier if you 'eliminate' his g'friend first http://www.sffworld.com/ubb/wink.gif.

How didya know Brad Pitt was fourth in line? And what about Keanu ????

*dashes off to get ready for JH's arrival*
(He better be coming airmail, I don't wanna have to wait!)

[Shehzad]

Keanu?? Don't you know he's a Dark Lord already. How else did he get the role for The Matrix?

Airmail? How quaint! We're sending him SPACEMAIL.

(Prepares to beam himself down to deal with cute blond guy's GF)

You can't believe the help we get nowadays...

As for what tempted me to join the Dark Side... Ask E-Morgana!

[Sammie]

*in voice of Kyle from South Park*

I don't wanna ask e-morgana. I'm askin' you!

*whoosh.....over the heads of non-South Park fans it goes*

[Shehzad]

In a nutshell: A Ferrari F360 Spider... BLOOD RED colour... Licence plate: DarthShez!

(Puts the top down, cranks up Tool's Aenema and drives down the highway at 250 km/h)

"...boredom's not a burden anyone should bear..."

[fluffy bunny]

'put the bunny back in the box'
ok it's from con air, not star wars, but it had to be said

[Shehzad]

(fries bunny)

...Honest, guv, the Bunny shot first...

Yeah, right Solo! WE of the Dark Side don't need excuses.

[Sammie]

No excuses! Wow. This deal just gets better!

[Shehzad]

Yeah, have you ever heard Vader say, "Sorry, Luke, for cutting your hand off and killing your mentor. Sorry, Leia, for blowing up your planet and killing your adopted family."

He didn't need any excuses, either.