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  1. Photo version of It's time to ****ing eat

    I added photos - Samuel L Jackson just has to narrate it now?

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  2. My homage to "Go the **** to sleep"

    [Mr Samuel Jackson, please narrate this for me!]

    You know I love you dearly, your face it is so sweet, now open up your little mouth, it’s time to ****ing eat.

    The spoon it is approaching, a food-train heaped and yummy, unpress your darling little lips and we’ll shove it in your tummy.

    The lion eats the wildebeeste, the cows they eat the grass, so eat your ****ing dinner before I shove it up your....

    Ask not ‘what is this green bit’, please ...
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  3. Interesting times...

    Forgive me for failing to imitate with sufficient accuracy writers I've never read
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