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I added photos - Samuel L Jackson just has to narrate it now?
[Mr Samuel Jackson, please narrate this for me!]
You know I love you dearly, your face it is so sweet, now open up your little mouth, it’s time to ****ing eat.
The spoon it is approaching, a food-train heaped and yummy, unpress your darling little lips and we’ll shove it in your tummy.
The lion eats the wildebeeste, the cows they eat the grass, so eat your ****ing dinner before I shove it up your....
Ask not ‘what is this green bit’, please
Forgive me for failing to imitate with sufficient accuracy writers I've never read