by, July 26th, 2013 at 10:56 PM (363 Views)
Success! I have infiltrated tribe. One of the alien leaders has presumed that my chosen moniker means that I am something called a writer. I believe this to be a primitive storyteller. I have been invited into their inner circle to 'take a gander'. Mixxi is searching through her databases for an explanation but I suspect that it has something to do with male geese. An initiation involving a ritualistic sex act? I am scared.
ADDENDUM: Mixxi suspects that our security protocols have been breached and that the aliens have been able intercept my mission logs back to you. She worries unnecessarily. The ROT26 protocol is twice as secure as the previously used ROT13, which is provably unbreakable. I have told Mixxi that she worries unnecessarily and that her tirades are sapping morale. She responded by telling me to take a gander and hasn't spoken to me since. Stupid machine.