Corrupt A Wish

granted but it wouldn't actually move and you'd sit there for the rest of your life....sad :p

i wish.......you could grow doughnuts...

Granted. But the doughnuts will taste so bad no one will ever want to eat them!


I wish school was shorter.

granted, but you will not get a good education so you will never be able to get a job and will have no money:eek:

i wish that my garden was loads bigger

Granted. But then you'd have to mow the lawn....forever!

I wish no one could corrupt this wish...:)

Granted. But some-one will!


I wish for world peace. :)

granted, but one person will get angry and upset everyone else, so there is a huge world war and everyone gets blown up:eek:

i wish that i could breathe underwater aswell as on land

Granted - but you'll have gills so everyone will think you're weird. :p

I wish I had 300 on dvd

Granted... but you rip off the plastic wrap, shred up the reciept (cos you know there's no way you ever want to return them) put the first disc in your player, and suddenly find out that they're the wrong region and in NTSYNC not PAL.

I wish i had a never ending packet of malteasers.

Granted, but you would get lost in it and die being suffocated by maltesers.
I wish I lived in Pellinor in peacetime (ie it doesn't get sacked)

Granted. But you won't be able to resist eating them and will grow very, very, very, very, very, very, very FAT!


I wish I had more time to do homework!

Granted. But in the time you spend doing hwrk you would have been doing other things. Whilst doing these other things you inspire a random passer by to develop super new technology, but as they aren't inspired by you this technology isnt developed and we all get vapourised by alines. End of.

I wish i had decent curtains.

Granted. But minutes after you put them up, a truck crashes into your house, and destroys everything but your life. O.o


I wish the Singing would come out!

granted, but as soon as it came out, all the copies would be destroyed by over-enthusiastic Pellinor fans.

I wish that my rabbit wasn't so lazy

Granted. But it would jump around so much that you have to let it out, and then it runs away and you never find it again!



I wish I didn't have to write a bizarrly long story for english.

Granted, but you'll have to write a novel. And the subject will be to avoid every science fiction or fantasy reference.

I wish that the world was overrun with zombies. I want to one of the living.