The one god
 

I have been searching these hallowed halls in boredom and have possibly found something of mystical significance, who is Zedd?

Yeah, I've been wondering about that too.
This guy alledgedly joined an internet forum when the microcomputer was barely invented and yet has the power to retain his youth and appear as a 5-year-old boy in a dickie-bow. Despite his appearance, he is able to bring the mighty mods under his total control with a single word.
Lord Zedd, I humbly apologise for any part of this post that may appear flippant and/or disrespectful. Please do not strike me down with your divine powers...

LOL

Kater, your question has been both asked and (eventually, sort of) answered, elsewhere :D

define elsewhere please, oh humourous one :confused: ;)

You know.......i really would, but i can't for the life of me remember!!

Will think on it......seem to remember it involving Ogg.........was it in the Feedback forum? Oh God.........no idea! Sorreeeee! :)

I've been to the place where Zedd has his only posts but that does not reveal who or what he is, is he........ nooo ..... he can't be ................ can he?:eek:

???

Whatcha thinkin? :)

Thats not a question you should be asking, it could be that sixth second ;) :D

LOL

Whatcha thinking, five sixths of the time?? :)

That Zedd is the time traveller I met a few days ago and I thought was just nuts and high as a kite.
(Incidentally I didn't have anything to say, I went for suspense and was hoping maybe you'd kinda fill in the blanks) :D

Oh.

Well that didn't work for ya, did it?! :)

It did for you ...... reconsiders offering the 'how to keep an idiot in suspense' reply. No it didn't really, is Zedd the owner? Because he's the first member and that tends to mean that he or she is the person who set the thing up.

I daren't tell you......I wouldn't want to put you in any danger! :)

Dangerous is my middle name, followed closely by innuendo(added by deed pole today :D ) I must know even if its worse than the ring tape, tell me please :(

What's it worth?

*smiles charmingly.....and just a LITTLE smugly* :)

What is it that I have which you desire or I can do for you oh wonderful one :D :D

So, Kater...you wish to know about the legendary Zedd hey? Are you sure you really want to know, and if so, are you prepared for the consequences? He is not a deity that one should discuss with such casual flippancy or irreverence, for as many here know, Zedd truly is the One God and has the power to destroy us all... :D

Oh, and if you haven't seen this yet, click HERE if you dare...

I have just ascended to godhood myself oh minion of Zedd (I read the other thread :D hence my curiousity) so please tell me, I am ready.

*hopes Erebus will tell him so he doesn't have to do anything for Sammie as he shudders to think what she would ask of him*

Yeah keeping an idiot in suspense Erebus, great laugh, now tell me who Zedd is otherwise I'm gonna do something crazy ......

Er, like I said, Kater, he is the true Creator of SFFW; the One God etc. but like you, I have only heard the rumours and myths. Although, it is also said that Lord Dag and he have never been seen in the same room together...

Ah so its all just myth, apologies I thought there was more - would go well with a Usual Suspects voice over -

"The greatest trick Zedd ever pulled was convincing the sffforum he did not exist, and like that, he was gone"

*darkness*

*mist*

*a wolf howls*

*a forum member dies... screaming his way into oblivion*

*a figure in the mist*

*walking... he is walking dude!*

*a ring of steel... shining blade from a silken scabbard*

*make your time*

*thy doom approaches*

*tee hee... you did ask*

*anytime now...*

I think I will stop there... I am freaking myself out!!!! :rolleyes:

*but he will be here soon*

He is INVOKED.... by the mention of his name...

Mod Note... all moderators and Admins... you are called to the fallout shelter... save yourselves!!!

Oh no...not again...TAKE COVER!

What about the rest of us poor sods - We didn't start this !!! :eek: :eek:

*from safety of the nearest shelter*

Well we might stretch and let the staff in with us......

*shrug*

Sorry e-M :)

Is this whole thing so hush-hush that Kater and Sammie can only discuss it safely in the dead of night...

Hey EM, who needs a fallout shelter when you have THE FORCE.

And it can be used to protect two. Need help?

*draws sword and waits in the darkness*

Bring it on :mad:

Thanks ever so much, Shz - I would be VERY appreciative.

*pokes tongue at Cad and Sammie and the rest of her so-called 'buddies'*

Now the truth is revealed. :rolleyes:

I guess if worst comes to worst, we can always go back to my much friendlier home. http://www4.tpgi.com.au/vroncol/Smil...oke_tongue.gif