The secret escapades of Cadvan of Lirigon

[Silver Serpent]

The Secret Escapades of Cadvan of Lirigon...the fanfic thread devoted entirely (or more or less) to the one...the only...Cadvan Of Lirigon! This thread can be used for stories about Cadvan, the adventures he got up to before, and during his adventures and quests with Maerad.Enjoy!

[Inka_Reb]

lol has this got anything thing so do with Cadvan in the shower thingy?

[Silver Serpent]

how did you guess!?

[Silver Serpent]

Does anyone care to begin?

[Inka_Reb]

hmmm my minds gone quite blank at the moment but I'm sure I've thought of loads before.....might post when I regain brain power

[Silver Serpent]

Right.*plonks thinking cap on*ah!inspiration!

Once upon a time....

[Cait]

in a games show studio far far away, there lived a bard called cadvan of lirigon, sexy, shirtless and smiling.

how's that for a second start?

[Lemur_Girl]

OMGOMGOMG*hyperventilation* YAY! thankyouuuuuuSilver Serpent!

As he was contemplating his dashing reflection in a mirror, there came a knock at the door...

[Cait]

"oh cadders darling," someone chimed, "let me in! i want to fix your hair for you, you know you cant get it to do that flippy thing that everyone loves!"

"oh, alright," he grumbled, opening the door to admit...

[Lemur_Girl]

that his manservant, Emanual, was the best stylist in all the land.

[Inka_Reb]

"O yes...and your manager said that there was a change in the times today"added his haristylist. "Cadvan in the shower hs been moved to 8 o'clock and your interview with Womans Weekly is at 9:00....and don't forget Cadvan in Bed is at 11:00 now! "

Cadvan sighed. "When will I ever get any peace and quiet ?....so who's the mystery guest today?"

"How would I know they nver tell me anything!"snapped Emanuel slightly annoyed and started unpacking bottles of Herbal Esscences from his bag.

[Lemur_Girl]

Suddenly the Radio started up with an ad after hours of mindless babble from Radio show hosts.

*psftchhhh* we interupt this program for an important message:

"Hey there, Elidhus of Edil-Amarandh, Have you ever experienced external irritation or warts after shapeshift? We have just the thing for you: Arkan's shapeshift lubricant! Simply apply to the area in question and voila! Smooth and simple transformation, without any residue! Call now for a free trial and dvd explaining the many advantages of WinterkingTM products. That's 1-800-325-ARKAN, 1-800-235-ARKAN. Remember, Elidhu, you deserve more."

Cadvan pouted at Emanuel. "How is it that Arkan is always managing to get more air-time than me? And more women..."

"Hush now, Cadi-kins, you know that your just as hot as Arkan. And that time he was using his Elidhu magic. Remember that talk you had with our producer?" Emanuel cooed.

"I guess..." Cadvan, offered. Emanuel sighed with relief, another tantrum avoided.

[Silver Serpent]

"Right Caddy"Emanuel said to Cadvan as he gently massaged his employers hair with the lates Herbal Essences trpical summer fruits shampoo/conditioner combo"remember- when you toss your hair- women fall at your feet, and men feel as if they will never date again thanks to you."

[StarLily]

"and anyway, don't you have that one bard, the One or foretold or whatever after you? she seems v. hot by the looks of how much Arkan wanted her, and she obviously left him for you so....."

i had to get that in there!

[Silver Serpent]

"well...."cut in Cadders"Maerad is my pupil....but...I thik I've fallen in love with her-I can't stop thinking about her!everytime i touch her my skin tingles, and my heart leaps!...."