March 21st, 2006, 01:32 PM
March 21st, 2006, 01:35 PM
lol has this got anything thing so do with Cadvan in the shower thingy?
March 21st, 2006, 01:40 PM
how did you guess!?
March 21st, 2006, 01:43 PM
Does anyone care to begin?
March 21st, 2006, 01:47 PM
hmmm my minds gone quite blank at the moment but I'm sure I've thought of loads before.....might post when I regain brain power
March 21st, 2006, 02:42 PM
Right.*plonks thinking cap on*ah!inspiration!
Once upon a time....
March 21st, 2006, 04:08 PM
in a games show studio far far away, there lived a bard called cadvan of lirigon, sexy, shirtless and smiling.
how's that for a second start?
March 21st, 2006, 04:26 PM
March 21st, 2006, 04:33 PM
"oh cadders darling," someone chimed, "let me in! i want to fix your hair for you, you know you cant get it to do that flippy thing that everyone loves!"
"oh, alright," he grumbled, opening the door to admit...
March 21st, 2006, 04:36 PM
that his manservant, Emanual, was the best stylist in all the land.
March 22nd, 2006, 03:25 PM
"O yes...and your manager said that there was a change in the times today"added his haristylist. "Cadvan in the shower hs been moved to 8 o'clock and your interview with Womans Weekly is at 9:00....and don't forget Cadvan in Bed is at 11:00 now! "
Cadvan sighed. "When will I ever get any peace and quiet ?....so who's the mystery guest today?"
"How would I know they nver tell me anything!"snapped Emanuel slightly annoyed and started unpacking bottles of Herbal Esscences from his bag.
March 22nd, 2006, 04:44 PM
Suddenly the Radio started up with an ad after hours of mindless babble from Radio show hosts.
*psftchhhh* we interupt this program for an important message:
"Hey there, Elidhus of Edil-Amarandh, Have you ever experienced external irritation or warts after shapeshift? We have just the thing for you: Arkan's shapeshift lubricant! Simply apply to the area in question and voila! Smooth and simple transformation, without any residue! Call now for a free trial and dvd explaining the many advantages of WinterkingTM products. That's 1-800-325-ARKAN, 1-800-235-ARKAN. Remember, Elidhu, you deserve more."
Cadvan pouted at Emanuel. "How is it that Arkan is always managing to get more air-time than me? And more women..."
"Hush now, Cadi-kins, you know that your just as hot as Arkan. And that time he was using his Elidhu magic. Remember that talk you had with our producer?" Emanuel cooed.
"I guess..." Cadvan, offered. Emanuel sighed with relief, another tantrum avoided.
March 23rd, 2006, 02:07 PM
"Right Caddy"Emanuel said to Cadvan as he gently massaged his employers hair with the lates Herbal Essences trpical summer fruits shampoo/conditioner combo"remember- when you toss your hair- women fall at your feet, and men feel as if they will never date again thanks to you."
March 24th, 2006, 06:47 PM
I think therefore I am
"and anyway, don't you have that one bard, the One or foretold or whatever after you? she seems v. hot by the looks of how much Arkan wanted her, and she obviously left him for you so....."
i had to get that in there!
March 27th, 2006, 11:40 AM
"well...."cut in Cadders"Maerad is my pupil....but...I thik I've fallen in love with her-I can't stop thinking about her!everytime i touch her my skin tingles, and my heart leaps!...."
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