The secret escapades of Cadvan of Lirigon

**Eyes of Wolf** · July 5th, 2008, 11:15 AM

so Maerad was free to say "I love you Cadders!" and drag him away to...

**Jennistar** · July 6th, 2008, 04:22 AM

...a parallel universe called Earth. They landed in a city called Yew Nork (though that didn't sound quite right to them) smack bang inside a tavern called DacMonalds (this sounded even weirder)...
It was raining outside. Maerad whimpered.
"I wanna go home!"
Cadvan wasn't listening, he was already into his third Big Dac...

**Sirkana** · July 6th, 2008, 04:27 AM

So Maerad hit him.

**Jennistar** · July 6th, 2008, 04:33 AM

...making him choke on the Big Dac. They had to get one of the DacMonalds workers to give him the Heimlich Maneuver...which they called 'the Heinz Remover'...
*note: this is what my crazy friend actually calls it!*

**summer** · July 6th, 2008, 05:26 PM

various Heinz products began spilling from his mouth, along with three kittens, two chickens and a very angry looking toad.

**Mistress Maerad** · July 6th, 2008, 05:33 PM

by this, Maerad was extremely angered. "Why did you eat kittens and toads?"

**summer** · July 6th, 2008, 05:36 PM

"I dunno," shrugged Cadvan, "It seemed like a good idea at the time."
"Weirdo," muttered Maerad, as she picked up her plate of puppies.

**Mistress Maerad** · July 6th, 2008, 05:58 PM

Saliman walked in with a pop tart.

"Why are you eating puppies?" he asked, confused.

"Why are you eating a pop tart?" Cadvan retorted, meanwhile trying to steal Maerad's puppies.

"Touche," he said, and sat down. With them all in a circle like that, Saliman instantly thought it was the perfect Poker set up. Luckily, Maerad had some cards, and Cadvan had some beer, and they set out to playing poker.

**Jennistar** · July 7th, 2008, 05:21 AM

...forgetting that they were still in the middle of DacMonalds...
Just then, a couple of dudes with guns and stockings over their heads burst in and shouted: "Hands up and give us all your puppies!"
"Um...how can we do that with our hands up?" whispered Maerad, but Cadvan, in a fit of bravery, was already marching up to the dudes...

**Sirkana** · July 7th, 2008, 06:57 AM

This, however, turned out to be an extremely bad idea...

**summer** · July 7th, 2008, 07:02 AM

"Abracadabra!" he said, waving his hands ominously. "I've always wanted to do that," he said with a smile, before walking back to re-join the poker game.
"Maerad," he asked cheerfully, "would you mind?"
"Ever since the hull, every time we get in trouble you expect me to fix it for you" she muttered angrily as the two men turned into rabbits.

**Sirkana** · July 7th, 2008, 07:04 AM

"But Maerad I love you so much that I want to give you an opportunity to use your powers" he whined.

**Jennistar** · July 7th, 2008, 08:08 AM

"Take a hike bozo," retorted Maerad, because she had always wanted to say that.
The gunmen stood around looking confused because no one was paying any attention to them...