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    so Maerad was free to say "I love you Cadders!" and drag him away to...

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    ...a parallel universe called Earth. They landed in a city called Yew Nork (though that didn't sound quite right to them) smack bang inside a tavern called DacMonalds (this sounded even weirder)...
    It was raining outside. Maerad whimpered.
    "I wanna go home!"
    Cadvan wasn't listening, he was already into his third Big Dac...

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    So Maerad hit him.


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    ...making him choke on the Big Dac. They had to get one of the DacMonalds workers to give him the Heimlich Maneuver...which they called 'the Heinz Remover'...
    *note: this is what my crazy friend actually calls it!*

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    various Heinz products began spilling from his mouth, along with three kittens, two chickens and a very angry looking toad.

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    by this, Maerad was extremely angered. "Why did you eat kittens and toads?"
    Last edited by Mistress Maerad; July 6th, 2008 at 05:59 PM.

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    "I dunno," shrugged Cadvan, "It seemed like a good idea at the time."
    "Weirdo," muttered Maerad, as she picked up her plate of puppies.

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    Saliman walked in with a pop tart.

    "Why are you eating puppies?" he asked, confused.

    "Why are you eating a pop tart?" Cadvan retorted, meanwhile trying to steal Maerad's puppies.

    "Touche," he said, and sat down. With them all in a circle like that, Saliman instantly thought it was the perfect Poker set up. Luckily, Maerad had some cards, and Cadvan had some beer, and they set out to playing poker.

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    ...forgetting that they were still in the middle of DacMonalds...
    Just then, a couple of dudes with guns and stockings over their heads burst in and shouted: "Hands up and give us all your puppies!"
    "Um...how can we do that with our hands up?" whispered Maerad, but Cadvan, in a fit of bravery, was already marching up to the dudes...

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    This, however, turned out to be an extremely bad idea...

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    "Abracadabra!" he said, waving his hands ominously. "I've always wanted to do that," he said with a smile, before walking back to re-join the poker game.
    "Maerad," he asked cheerfully, "would you mind?"
    "Ever since the hull, every time we get in trouble you expect me to fix it for you" she muttered angrily as the two men turned into rabbits.

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    "But Maerad I love you so much that I want to give you an opportunity to use your powers" he whined.

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    "Take a hike bozo," retorted Maerad, because she had always wanted to say that.
    The gunmen stood around looking confused because no one was paying any attention to them...

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    ...since they were rabbits. Until Hem walked in and wanted to eat the rabbits, who now stood against the wall, terrified.
    Last edited by Mistress Maerad; July 7th, 2008 at 08:40 AM. Reason: realised i could not type....

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    So the rabbits rallied and ate Hem!

    No one noticed this however; they were too busy laughing at Cadvan, who had Maerad in a headlock...
    Last edited by Jennistar; July 7th, 2008 at 08:44 AM.

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