The secret escapades of Cadvan of Lirigon

[Ashe]

"The Land of Glimpidricle?" The gang asked simultaneously.
"Yes!" said Hem.
"But where are we going to get rare objects from there?" asked Maerad.
"There's only one I know of..." Cadvan replied.
"What is it?!"
"Enkir's teddy bear!"

*GASP!*

[Calypso]

Enkir's Teddy Bear was a very special teddy bear, because it had magical powers! It could...

[Ashe]

Play peek-a-boo, and weave baskets.

[Bree]

And not just any baskets...but tap-dancing baskets, which came in handy when Enkir was battling off crazy...

[Ashe]

pandas! Because everyone knows that pandas fear tap-dancing.

[Bree]

Yes. Panda's fear it so much, that when they so much as see a pair of tapdancing shoes they begin to..

[Ashe]

implode, because it causes their internal organs to shrink to the size of walnuts.

[Bree]

And that's bad. Because a heart the size of a walnut is unable to pump panda juice round them.

[Ashe]

And panda juice is what pandas need to live, isn't it, children?

"Yes, Miss Ashe!"

Very good, kids. And, as we were saying, the gang had to go to the Land of Glimpidricle. So they started the very long journey there, and along the way, they...

[Sirkana]

saw several Inflatable Penguins.

[Bree]

Playing poker.

[Jennistar]

So they joined in, but after Cadvan had lost several hands to a small but rather devious penguin, they parted company and left, with the penguins throwing eggs at them as they went...
Of course, thanks to Cadvan, they had gambled all their money away, so were now stuck...

[Ashe]

in the headquarters of easyJet airlines!
"It's so orange!" Hem cried.
"Sheild your eyes, or you'll be blinded!" Yelled Saliman.

[Bree]

Just then, a voice sounded: "Good morning ladies and gentlemen, flight 89 is boarding at gate 21. I repeat flight 89 is boarding at gate 21."
"Where did that voice come from?!?" shrieked Hem.
"I don't know, Hem! Get behind me!!" proclaimed Saliman, whipping his sword out of the sheath, sensing for Hulls. Just at that moment he was rugby tackled by security.
Maerad shrieked, Hem gasped, Cadvan shook his head in dismay, and Manuel, the acrobatic turkey did a twirl.

[Laydon=Dragon]

And in came Emanuelle, Cadvan's very very very old butler who probably died earlier but is now being resurrected because he was always my favourite character.