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    Just right.

    "Caddykins, darling! zis look will just never work for you! I mean, ze rugged traveller look vas totally last season."
    "But - " began Cadvan, looking for a reasonable explanation.
    "No, no, no dearest! Zer is no time! Ve must save zis beauty of yours zat I worked so very very 'ard to achieve!"

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    The hapless Cadvan, was, to his relief, suddenly rescued by the...

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    ... magical sock monkey, called Arisockle, who confused everyone with his somewhat elaborate - and often unexplained - views on sock puppet theatre.

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    Just then, Eragon appeared...

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    ..and started yelling at Aristockle about his conflicting views about sock puppet theater.

    Suddenly Lily and Taela (Maerad's long ost twin sisters) started hitting Aristockle and Eragon over the head with frying pans.

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    He shrieked that Arya would never like him all dented up, and Cadvan sniggered. Luckily, his physique was flawless....

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    Unfortunately a Humongous Cadvan dented machine flew in from the sky out of no where!!!

    Cadvan squealed girlishly as it landed on his head with the force of 100,000,000,000,000 Feather pillows

    And then...

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    The PINEAPPLE GOD appeared!!!

    To quote MM, when in doubt, bring back the Pineapple God.

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    "Cadvan," he said in a grand, grave voice. "You have been as vain 52,719 supermodels all combined, and therefore must be punished by way of...."

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    The myserious magic man
    "YAY " cried the silver muchkin people.

    With the help of various pineapples they managed to moved the humongous cadvan denting machine

    It was all well and good, they danced and pranced around in top hats and silly skirts. Before falling asleep on sharp pointy needles under a beautiful sky of giant poisonous wasps.

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    Whoops, I posted that same time as FP...

    The PINEAPPLE God continued, only slightly annyoed by this interruption "By being tickled with a feather!!!"

    Anybody seen Astroboy?

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    my turn!!!! pweese
    Whch was suplied by astro boy

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    Just then, aforemented Astroboy appeared, brandishing a feather.
    "OOH!!!" screamed Maerad. "CanIgetyourautograph!Pleasepleaseplease?"
    "Umm..." said Astroboy "Haven't you heard of the space bar?"
    "No, what's that?"

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    Cadvan, meanwhile, was swelling with righteous, all-consuming anger. How DARE this... this astroboy talk to his Maerad?

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    Astroboy (who got magicall mind-reading powers from the DacMonalds fries) turned to Cadvan.
    "You know, you should eat some magical DacMonalds fries," Cdvans grew confused. "They give you magical powers," contiuned Astroboy.

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