The secret escapades of Cadvan of Lirigon

[kelly bee]

so, to fool the cats, he devised a cunning plan...

[summer]

he would convince someone to walk past dressed like a fish.the cats wouldn't be able to resist

[kelly bee]

luckily, his cunning plan suceeded but we still mourn the loss of the man in the fish suit, who sadly never made it out of debenhams alive

[summer]

so the business man could now reach the coffee cup unharmed but suddenly cadvan appeared and drank the coffee (which he is partial to)and it made him.....

[kelly bee]

invisible!!

[The Phoenix]

the only problem with this, is that it is well known that being invisible makes extreme gardening nearly impossible. hawever, it makes it very easy to be an extreme spy!

[xElednorx]

So cadvan is an invisible spy and random buisness man is a murderer...CSI pellinor all over again!

Cadvan took out his handy portable spade and hit the random buisness man over the head with it.
The random buissness man is now unconcious... so the people who work at Debanhams dump the unconcious buisness man at thier rivals door- i.e marks and Spencer.

So having got the evil buisness man out of the way and Martin getting his hair shaved off due to a pink spot problem, Cadvan had some spare time AND he was invisible so he decided to.....

[summer]

go scare people. as you do when you're invisible

[kelly bee]

but the first person he found was none other than...

[xElednorx]

pineapple aloe vera plant! But when Cadvan decided to jump on it.....

[summer]

he missed and the pineapple sprayed pink pineapple juice in his general direction....

[kelly bee]

luckily missing him and instead spraying none other than...

[summer]

daniel the dove ( fred the pigeons aunt's nephew ...twice removed)

[kelly bee]

yay!!

then fred the pigeon, ruler of the world in i'm not sure which fanfic, immediately appeared to deal out terrible punishments to the one who had harmed is aunt's nephew twice removed, but, mysteriously, the pineapple aloe vera plant was no where to be seen (though there was a brussel sprout, looking strangely out of place)

[summer]

so fred the pigeon ( i think he rules in fanfic 3) devised a cunning plan to catch the pineapple aloe vera plant, who had managed to somehow run away even without legs.....