Corrupt A Wish

**Ollie** · May 25th, 2007, 04:34 PM

granted but it wouldn't actually move and you'd sit there for the rest of your life....sad

i wish.......you could grow doughnuts...

**Ingu** · May 25th, 2007, 07:39 PM

Granted. But the doughnuts will taste so bad no one will ever want to eat them!

I wish school was shorter.

**Calypso** · May 26th, 2007, 05:40 AM

granted, but you will not get a good education so you will never be able to get a job and will have no money

i wish that my garden was loads bigger

**Ollie** · May 26th, 2007, 05:49 AM

Granted. But then you'd have to mow the lawn....forever!

I wish no one could corrupt this wish...

**Ingu** · May 26th, 2007, 05:49 AM

Granted. But some-one will!

I wish for world peace.

**Calypso** · May 26th, 2007, 06:19 AM

granted, but one person will get angry and upset everyone else, so there is a huge world war and everyone gets blown up

i wish that i could breathe underwater aswell as on land

**Bree** · May 26th, 2007, 06:58 AM

Granted - but you'll have gills so everyone will think you're weird.

I wish I had 300 on dvd

**Draoi** · May 26th, 2007, 07:54 AM

Granted... but you rip off the plastic wrap, shred up the reciept (cos you know there's no way you ever want to return them) put the first disc in your player, and suddenly find out that they're the wrong region and in NTSYNC not PAL.

I wish i had a never ending packet of malteasers.

**Sirkana** · May 26th, 2007, 08:35 AM

Granted, but you would get lost in it and die being suffocated by maltesers.
I wish I lived in Pellinor in peacetime (ie it doesn't get sacked)

**Ingu** · May 26th, 2007, 08:37 AM

Granted. But you won't be able to resist eating them and will grow very, very, very, very, very, very, very FAT!

I wish I had more time to do homework!

**Ollie** · May 26th, 2007, 04:30 PM

Granted. But in the time you spend doing hwrk you would have been doing other things. Whilst doing these other things you inspire a random passer by to develop super new technology, but as they aren't inspired by you this technology isnt developed and we all get vapourised by alines. End of.

I wish i had decent curtains.

**Ingu** · May 27th, 2007, 01:51 AM

Granted. But minutes after you put them up, a truck crashes into your house, and destroys everything but your life. O.o

I wish the Singing would come out!

**Calypso** · May 27th, 2007, 06:15 AM

granted, but as soon as it came out, all the copies would be destroyed by over-enthusiastic Pellinor fans.

I wish that my rabbit wasn't so lazy

**Ingu** · May 27th, 2007, 07:04 AM

Granted. But it would jump around so much that you have to let it out, and then it runs away and you never find it again!

I wish I didn't have to write a bizarrly long story for english.

**Konrad** · May 27th, 2007, 09:45 AM

Granted, but you'll have to write a novel. And the subject will be to avoid every science fiction or fantasy reference.

I wish that the world was overrun with zombies. I want to one of the living.