Corrupt A Wish

[hippy child]

granted but the answer is complicated and confusing your mind blows up
i wish i had lying cake

[roberth]

granted but a robtic intelligent lifeform named GLaDos is eating it

I wish more people knew about GLaDos

[Mistress Maerad]

Granted, but they forget all other knowledge in the process of aquiring this new knowledge, and that includes knowing how to breath. So everyone dies, and that knowledge is wasted.

I wish I hadn't put such a morbid answer. (what have I become?)

[roberth]

Fine, but you put such a cheery one everyone killed themselves in disgust and you thing your morbid...

I wish i had Half life 2 orange box on my laptop

[Mistress Maerad]

Granted, but I don't know what it is since all my knowledge has disappeared.


I wish that I would stop thinking of someone I saw tonight.....**sigh** I need to stop thinking...of him, not entirely, of course...

[Tiger-Wolf]

Granted!! But I send Smelly bugs that come and eat Everything in your house.

I wish i have a popsicle!!

[roberth]

granted, but its maggot infested


i wish someone hadnt put me in an .avi container

[Mistress Maerad]

Granted, now you're stuck in a box!

I wish the sun would shone tomorrow.

[roberth]

granted, but theres a giant magnifying glass and were all burned to death


I wish for pie

[Tiger-Wolf]

granted! But I eat it. 'nough said.

I wish for a Snow day.

[abc...]

granted but everything gets snowed in so you cnat leave your house

i wish it i had a bottle of icy cold coca cola!

[Savendia]

Granted, but it spills all over you and it's so cold you freeze into a block of ice and someone has to come chip you out.

I wish I lived in Annar

[Fallen-Petals]

Granted you no longer live your life and are forver being told what to do eat say play and so youre miserable


I wish that i had pi

[Sirkana]

granted but you become majorly obsessed.

I wish homework didn't exist.

[Tiger-Wolf]

Granted. But pop quizes are almost every day now.

I wish this Foggy blizzerd thing would end.