Corrupt A Wish

[Mikotenshi]

Granted but then you'd be stuck talking to me because I'm online too

I wish I had the whole Pellinor series (well, the ones that are out. damn canada's lateness and my mum's refusal to buy me any more books! )

[Bree]

Granted, but the copies you get are the first draft, so the story is different from the 1 we all read, and you have no idea what we're talking about when you come on here

I wish I had tickets for Blood Brothers.

[Calypso]

granted, but then I will steal them

I wish that I have sky(with the channels that I want)

no, my name is not off POTC3 I haven't seen it yet (and I joined before it came out)

[Rheingold]

Granted, but then everyone departs Earth because they're jealous of you and you're all alone

I wish I could see a falling star.

[Bree]

Granted, but it hits you right up the face.

I wish that I umm..I had a shoelace?

[Rheingold]

Granted, but then you trip on it and fall down.

I wish for world peace.

[Jenny Lee]

Lordy...

Granted, but aliens attack Earth and there is no longer peace.

I wish my room was clean.

[Bree]

Granted but clean insects infest it

I wish that flies would all die

[[eleda]]

granted, but then all the spiders die and everything in the world is thrown off balance and we all die...

I wish I had a really cool name.. Isabella sucks.



* Calypso - sorry my mistake. Btw go see POTC3 its good *

[Jenny Lee]

Granted, but you are the only one in the world with a 'cool name' and you subsequently are an outcast.

I wish that all 'evil' insects would perish.... *MUHAHA*

[[eleda]]

granted, but all the good insects go crazy and turn evil and eat ur brain. O.O


I wish everyone would go on my myspace :P

[Jenny Lee]

Granted, but then your computer crashes and you can't be on myspace anyway.

I wish I knew how to speak and write in French.

[Sirkana]

Granted. You can now ONLY speak and write in French-no English etc!
I wish today wasn't boring...

[Jenny Lee]

Granted, however, the rest of your life becomes endless days of nothing but being bored.


I wish I could go see the second Fantastic Four in theaters.

[[eleda]]

granted but you realise immediately that the film sucks. and they wont let u leave until the last credits has rolled by.....
i stayed at the end of POTC3 to see the extra scene (hehe) and these cleaner people were glaring at me.

*ps. I wasnt on my own lmao*

I wish that my +44 album would stop skipping songs randomly..