Corrupt A Wish

**Bree** · May 22nd, 2007, 05:26 AM

Granted.

But you'll end up loosing your mind, leading to you being unable to control your powers. In the end you'll speed time up so much that the end of the world will come 100 years early.

I wish I had a muffin

**U-Borat** · May 22nd, 2007, 07:16 AM

Granted, but your muffin is made from cow manure.

I wish there was no such thing as exams in the world.

**Sirkana** · May 22nd, 2007, 07:23 AM

Granted, but everyone is taken to outer space by aliens who sit exams literally all the time!

I wish for GOOD writers to be more revered than silly airheads...

**Draoi** · May 22nd, 2007, 10:17 AM

Granted... But sadly the fan clubs of all the great writers grow and grow and GROW in such grossly huge numbers that the good writers who are so reveared get very scared of mass fan club attacks in public that all migrate to rode island and tell stories of their glory days to passing crabs.

I wish I could buy 2 tickets to the next cirque du solei show without feeling guilty at spending soooooo much money on frivolity.

**marelein** · May 22nd, 2007, 12:49 PM

granted (:

once your sited the show begins everything is wonderful but then one of the acrobats fall down and land on you .. your knocked out. they made it part of the show and carried you out and you never got to see anything ...

sorry ... i would like to see it to

i wish i could get back all the things that got lost in the black hole in my house

**Ree123** · May 22nd, 2007, 01:07 PM

granted, but they are all smashed up and broken and covered in a poisonus glue.

I wish the summer holidays where now.

**Calypso** · May 22nd, 2007, 02:59 PM

granted, but the sun will grow too hot and all the water will evaporate off earth so everyone dies of thirst

I wish that the world was made of pineapples and cheese!

**Ree123** · May 22nd, 2007, 03:53 PM

Granted, but all the pellenorities will eat the world and we will all float into space.

I wish I had an Ugly Betty DVD

**Konrad** · May 23rd, 2007, 01:59 AM

Granted, but at the moment you get it your DVD, computer or any device that could play it breaks. (In the whole world.) And the disc smells as cheese...

I wish I were in a postapocalyptic world with animalmutants and such, and I would be a duckman with a shotgun.

**Ree123** · May 23rd, 2007, 09:30 AM

Granted, but you will have the brain capastiy of a duckling.

I wish we could wear casual clothes to school.

**Bree** · May 23rd, 2007, 01:24 PM

(Don't we all)

Granted - but your outfits must be 1 colour - like all blue or orange.

I wish I was good at physics

**Loiren** · May 23rd, 2007, 01:43 PM

Granted, but it's the only thing you're good at, which leaves you running round like a headless chicken worrying about everything else (including the fact you can't read and therefore won't find out what happens in the Singing

I wish I could get full marks on all my exams without having to revise for them

**Bree** · May 23rd, 2007, 01:49 PM

Granted - but everyone thinks your big headed and arrogant in the end and won't talk to you.

I wish Loiren's last prediction for me won't come true!

I HAVE to know what happens in the singing

**~bookworm~** · May 23rd, 2007, 03:51 PM

Granted, but in finding out the end you force Alison to break her confidentiality agreement with her publisher and Alison is never allowed to publish the singing. The rest of the Pellinorites gang up on you at night because they are VERY angry, and bad things happen.

I wish the Voices in my head would stop telling me to do things...