Corrupt A Wish

**ServalSpirit** · November 20th, 2009, 05:08 PM

Granted, but human smelliness now is. The world reeks....

I wish there wasn't such a big gap between the rich and the poor.

**Maerad(",)** · November 21st, 2009, 06:55 AM

Granted, but all the wonderful literary pieces with "rich did not like the poor" in it do not exist now.

I wish I can swim better.

**ServalSpirit** · November 21st, 2009, 08:03 AM

Granted, you're a fish.

I wish for a cat not to come along right about now and see you swimming along so tastily....

**Maerad(",)** · November 21st, 2009, 08:12 AM

GRANTED!!

but now the cat's blind.

I wish that that near death esperience will not happen again!

**ServalSpirit** · November 21st, 2009, 08:18 AM

AHHH, poor kitty!

Granted, but a different one happens: A 14-story building collapses around you.

I wish no cats were in the vicinity at that time

**Maerad(",)** · November 21st, 2009, 08:23 AM

Granted, but, BAHH.. I do not know how to corrupt it.

I love kitties too, you know.

I wish I could corrupt it.

**ServalSpirit** · November 21st, 2009, 08:25 AM

NOT GRANTED

LOL, JK

I wish I could have a pet chicken.

**CaleuxDeiNeosus** · November 21st, 2009, 08:32 AM

Granted but you wake up to it pecking at your forehead every day.

I wish chocolate didn't taste so good.

**Maerad(",)** · November 21st, 2009, 08:33 AM

aww.. that would be so cute!

Granted, but ahhh!! this sickness again!
Uhm..but it died. Do not look at me!

I wish I have some powers to resurrect a cute chicken. :3

**ServalSpirit** · November 21st, 2009, 08:39 AM

My poor little chicken.....

Right before was a double post, so I'll corrupt both wishes!

Chocolate no longer tastes so good (curse you

) but you are forced to eat it all day long for the next 40 years.

You have powers to resurrect the chicken, but... your mother doesn't let you use them.

I wish the entire world knew what silkie chickens were

Here's one!

**Maerad(",)** · November 21st, 2009, 08:46 AM

That's a chicken?! THAT'S SO CUTE!!

Granted! but because of its super duper fame, it became indangered.

I wish I could see the eyes of that chicken ^^^^.

**ServalSpirit** · November 21st, 2009, 08:49 AM

Granted, but your fingers have to wade through inches of fluff to push it away in order to see the eyes, and you get bitten by a flea that is lurking there.

I wish cats could be green