Corrupt A Wish

[Celebriän]

Granted. But instead you have to write 3 essays on PE related topics. Per day. For a half-term. Ugh.

I wish i could remember where i left my brain.

[TwilitOne]

Granted. But upon finding it, you'll realize that it was experimented upon by an evil genious. Now you think you're a dog. Ruff Ruff! lol

I wish I was free, truly free.

[HippieChick]

granted once you are free truly free a giant bird will capture you and take you back to his cave where you will turn into his cavething slave (sucks)

i wish it was summer already and i was out of school!

[Ollie]

Granted. But this summer shall be like no other, with the extreme heat inducing many hullucinations and causing the deaths of many people who really wanted to eat that giant red lollypop...

i wish battered mars bars were 30p cheaper!

[Sparkable]

Granted - but since they are so cheap they will be all bought so quickly that you wont get to buy any.

i wish i could fly

[Ingu]

Granted, but you'll never be able to land!


I wish I didn't have homework!

[xElednorx]

Granted but due to unforseen circumstances, teachers decide to strike because they like torturing children with homwork and you fail your GCSE's/A level or whatever and don't get any qualifications. You work in public toilet cleaning..

I wish that lessons were'nt so boring

[Ingu]

Granted, but you're the only one who now finds it exciting, and everybody begins to think of you as a geek and teachers pet.



I wish there were more than four books in the pellinor series!

[Ollie]

Granted but any extra wouldn't be written by Alison, only fanatical fans so they'd all suck balls

i wish i hadn't just wasted an hour of my life in the doctor's waiting room

[Ingu]

That's a hard one... O.o

Granted. But then your diagnosis would be wrong and you will waste a lot of money on useless medication.

(Not really. lol.)

I wish I can understand animal speech.

[Sirkana]

Granted, but then you would realise all animals were conspiring against you...!
I wish for chocolate.

[Ollie]

granted but the chocolate you get secretly hates you and you can never bring yourself to eat it.

I wish there were bigger animals alive...

[Sparkable]

Granted - But they will stomp on you and crush you like an ant

i wish i had a better answer

[Ree123]

Granted, but it is so good someone will get jelous and KILL you in your sleep

I wish I could play cello better.

[Bree]

Granted - but sheep like the sound of the cello so much that they surround you and suffocate you with their wooly coats .....

I wish I was on the terminator (rollercoaster)