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    Granted, but perfection is in the eye of the beholder.

    I wish publishers were more helpful to me

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    Granted, but they are too helpful and follow you all your life, annoying the hell out of you.

    I wish they would simply do their jobs.

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    Granted, but jobs are hard to come by, so everyone overdoes theirs

    I wish I could annoy the hell out of someone

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    Granted, but hell literally comes out of them and engulfs you forever.

    I wish you could stop before this happens.

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    Granted, but you get 3rd degree burns.

    I wish you'd recover.

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    Granted, but hell is now firmly in place mentally, torturing everyone with mental anguish.

    I wish hell would just go away.

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    Granted, but sending something away just sends it elsewhere.

    I wish I had motivation to write rather than post on SF/F threads

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    Granted, but what you write IS replies to sffworld threads, except that you don't post them.

    I wish I were at Hogwarts.

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    Granted, but Snape takes a fancy to you.

    I wish Snape wouldn't pester you with love letters and all such stuff.

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    Granted, but his letters will cease due to a fatal snake bite...

    I wish I was in Hobbiton

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    Granted, but you don't like it there.

    I wish you would be somewhere where you like it.

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    Granted, but it burns down two minutes after you move in.

    I wish we could all live in harmony.

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    Granted. But we get into Wonderland.

    I wish the Red Queen won't be after our heads.

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    Granted, but the queen's head is Huge

    I wish I could eat rabbit for dinner...

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    Granted, but it gets burnt.

    I wish I didn't have a stomach ache...

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