Corrupt A Wish

[Eyes of Wolf]

Granted, but your teacher lost the paper anyway so you never got told your mark.

I wish I had TIME IN MY LIFE.

[The Singer]

Granted, but you get bored.

I wish you wouldn't get bored.

[Eyes of Wolf]

Granted, but instead I am constantly interested in everything and eventually die from lack of sleep.

I wish my school could win all the debating competitions in the next month.

[The Singer]

Granted. But these are the last debating competitions you could even win.


I wish I was not so sleepy nowadays.

[Eyes of Wolf]

Granted, but you never sleep again.

I wish I was less busy.

[summer]

Granted, but now you never have anything to do ever again and you get extremely bored.

I wish I could skip tomorrow.

[Eyes of Wolf]

Granted, but you accidentally skip the weekend as well.

I wish I could write 700 words of perfect German in under an hour.

[The Singer]

Granted, but now you've to write perfect Russian in less than 5 minutes.

I wish the Cadvan book would come out SOON!

[Eyes of Wolf]

Granted, but it's one sentence long.

I wish I knew what that one sentence would say.

[The Singer]

Granted, but it doesn't make any sense.

I wish it made sense!

[Eyes of Wolf]

Granted, but it only makes sense to one person in the world.

I wish we knew who that person was.

[The Singer]

Granted, but you can't reach him.

I wish David Tennant would come back as the Doctor in Doctor Who for the rest of the entire show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Eyes of Wolf]

Granted, but the BBC cancels the show this year.

I wish I was at least average at sport.

[The Singer]

Granted, but you still get F grade.

I wish I could own a machine gun... muwaahahhaa!

[Eyes of Wolf]

Granted, but it backfires on you the moment you take it home. Awkward.

I wish you weren't dead!