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    Granted, but I bring a zombie apocalypse with me, and I'm the one leading it.

    I wish I'd got better marks in science...

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    Granted, but your marks are so good the teacher gets jealous and refuses to teach you any longer.

    I wish I could choose what to forget and remember everything else.

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    That's a clever wish!

    Granted, but people kidnap you to perform tests on you because of your special abilities.

    I wish that I knew how to scan a newspaper article properly.

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    Granted, but you scan over all the important points and only notice the unimportant bits.

    I wish I could skip across all my exams in time.

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    Granted, but you don't get qualified enough to get a job.

    I wish I could stop forgetting the lyrics of "Hot Mess"

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    Granted, now you always "know what to do." The problem is that everyone is literally falling for you. Onto the ground.

    I wish I could forget the lyrics of Hot Mess.

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    Okay... but you're grounded for the rest of your life.

    I wish you weren't grounded.

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    Granted, but instead I am constantly followed by the police. :/

    I wish my school didn't have a compulsory Easter church service.

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    Granted, but now you all must take part in various pantomimes.

    I wish I could go to outer space and come back alive.

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    Granted, but you come back 200 years into the future, when all of us are long dead but you are still the same age you are now.

    I wish you didn't have such a sad fate.

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    Granted. But you now suffer his sad fate instead as a punishment for meddling with fate.

    I wish could go back and tell the 17yr old me how to handle school and work.

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    Granted, but your 17-year-old self ignores your advice. (Hello, by the way!)

    I wish I weren't allergic to everything.

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    Granted, you are only allergic to one thing... but that one thing is hydrogen atoms. ouch.


    I wish I worked for NASA. (oh, and hi!)

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    Granted, but you accidentally leak thousands of confidential documents to the world and are forced to resign in utter disgrace, amid a storm of apocalyptic speculation over the consequences of the information you've leaked.

    I wish I could stop myself from writing such controversial History essays.

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    Granted, but now your History essays are all about Napoleon's obsession with Brie cheese.

    I wish more people would join my Pellinor RPG on tumblr.

    It really does exist! Check it out -- and if you have a tumblr, join maybe?
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