Corrupt A Wish

**The Singer** · March 21st, 2012, 11:20 AM

Granted, but I bring a zombie apocalypse with me, and I'm the one leading it.

I wish I'd got better marks in science...

**Eyes of Wolf** · March 21st, 2012, 01:33 PM

Granted, but your marks are so good the teacher gets jealous and refuses to teach you any longer.

I wish I could choose what to forget and remember everything else.

**The Singer** · March 22nd, 2012, 11:22 AM

That's a clever wish!

Granted, but people kidnap you to perform tests on you because of your special abilities.

I wish that I knew how to scan a newspaper article properly.

**Eyes of Wolf** · March 26th, 2012, 01:32 PM

Granted, but you scan over all the important points and only notice the unimportant bits.

I wish I could skip across all my exams in time.

**The Singer** · March 27th, 2012, 11:35 AM

Granted, but you don't get qualified enough to get a job.

I wish I could stop forgetting the lyrics of "Hot Mess"

**Eyes of Wolf** · March 27th, 2012, 12:56 PM

Granted, now you always "know what to do." The problem is that everyone is literally falling for you. Onto the ground.

I wish I could forget the lyrics of Hot Mess.

**The Singer** · March 28th, 2012, 11:18 AM

Okay... but you're grounded for the rest of your life.

I wish you weren't grounded.

**Eyes of Wolf** · March 29th, 2012, 02:12 PM

Granted, but instead I am constantly followed by the police. :/

I wish my school didn't have a compulsory Easter church service.

**The Singer** · March 30th, 2012, 11:05 AM

Granted, but now you all must take part in various pantomimes.

I wish I could go to outer space and come back alive.

**Eyes of Wolf** · April 18th, 2012, 01:08 PM

Granted, but you come back 200 years into the future, when all of us are long dead but you are still the same age you are now.

I wish you didn't have such a sad fate.

**Mike_Starks** · April 18th, 2012, 02:03 PM

Granted. But you now suffer his sad fate instead as a punishment for meddling with fate.

I wish could go back and tell the 17yr old me how to handle school and work.

**Eyes of Wolf** · April 19th, 2012, 12:52 PM

Granted, but your 17-year-old self ignores your advice.

(Hello, by the way!)

I wish I weren't allergic to everything.

**Mike_Starks** · April 19th, 2012, 01:13 PM

Granted, you are only allergic to one thing... but that one thing is hydrogen atoms. ouch.

I wish I worked for NASA. (oh, and hi!)

**Eyes of Wolf** · April 23rd, 2012, 12:49 PM

Granted, but you accidentally leak thousands of confidential documents to the world and are forced to resign in utter disgrace, amid a storm of apocalyptic speculation over the consequences of the information you've leaked.

I wish I could stop myself from writing such controversial History essays.

**Echowindsong** · May 30th, 2012, 10:45 AM

Granted, but now your History essays are all about Napoleon's obsession with Brie cheese.

I wish more people would join my Pellinor RPG on tumblr.

It really does exist! Check it out -- and if you have a tumblr, join maybe?

http://books-of-pellinor-roleplay.tumblr.com/