Corrupt A Wish

[Ollie]

umm i wont grant that, how can you have a bizarrly long story? surely if you're given a set length you work around it to make the story fit the length? so it doesn't end halfway through, drag on forever or feel unfinished?

i wish my pie hadn't been so dry

[DaniCarr]

Granted , but now it's soggy and no one likes it.

Wish that my science partners (picked by my idiotic teacher) would actualy work and phone me back.

[Calypso]

granted, but when they do phone you back, they will talk for hours about rubber ducks instead of your science

I wish that I didn't have a headache

[Bree]

granted but you get a sore back instead

I wish I had something to wish about.

[StarLily]

granted. but now you have so many things to wish for you have no idea what to wish for

i wish i could have all the books that i wanted any time i wanted them

[Sirkana]

Granted, but as soon as you opened them they would attempt to eat you (stole the idea from J K Rowling)
I wish I could fly...silly wish I know!

[Ollie]

granted but you'd go too high and choke to death....

i wish i didnt wake up at 4.30 every mornin cos of the sun

[Ingu]

Granted. But you'll sleep in and miss school, and then get expelled because you're constantly late, and then you'll not be able to get into another school because you were expelled, then you will not be able to get any jobs you don't have proper qualification, and then... I'll stop now. :P



I wish for an end to global warming!

[Calypso]

granted, but the earth will get really cold instead and we will all freeze!

I wish that I wasn't asthmatic

[Ollie]

granted but then you wouldn't be able to spell.

i wish i wasn't moving to dover

[Ingu]

Granted. But instead you will move to Ethiopia...


I wish I was better at writing.

[Ollie]

and what's wrong with Ethiopia?

[Calypso]

granted, but you will be so good at it that you will start writing books which will be so poular that you spend the rest of your life writing.

I wish I had a better digital camera (one that works for more than 5 minutes lol)

Is there anything wrong with Ethiopia?

[Seren]

You get a brilliant camera only to find it predicts how people are going to die (like in that Goosebumps book that used to terrify me).

I wish I could get a job.

[Sirkana]

Granted, but the job would be cleaning toilets.
I wish my copy of the Gift wasn't falling apart.