Corrupt A Wish

**Eyes of Wolf** · August 29th, 2007, 09:22 AM

granted but Willy Wonka has died, and without him, there isn't really good chocolate, is there? Oh yeah, and Charlie died too, heirless, so the secrets are gone forever
I wish my grandparents weren't annoying

**DaniCarr** · August 29th, 2007, 12:29 PM

Granted instead you never get to see them, atleast not until their funeral.

I wish I got to see my Grandme more.

**Sparkable** · August 29th, 2007, 12:49 PM

granted - now she lives with you

I wish i had superhuman abilities

**Calypso** · August 29th, 2007, 02:21 PM

granted, but now everyone else has them as well and they are much more powerful than yours.

I wish for more of my (not so magic) mushrooms. (I threw my last ones at Megan)

**Ferlie** · August 29th, 2007, 04:40 PM

Granted, but they're poisonous. (heh heh heh)

I wish...for a pony!

**~*~WiShInG~*~** · August 29th, 2007, 05:26 PM

granted but it runs away...

i wish superpowers were real n i had them....and other people...

**DaniCarr** · August 30th, 2007, 05:02 PM

Granted but the problem with super powers is that you die if you use them

I wish that I would get a phone call right now saying I got the job.

**Sirkana** · August 31st, 2007, 05:00 AM

Granted but as you didn't specify in your post which job, it is a job you really don't want.

I wish the summer hols were longer.

**Laramie** · August 31st, 2007, 05:21 AM

Granted; it is one day loger but there are no half-terms or other hols and no weekends.

I wish I could swim in melted chocolate

**rothen** · August 31st, 2007, 07:17 AM

granted but it was boiling chocolate and you died

i wish my sister would stop watchin me type its kinda startin to creep me out

**summer** · August 31st, 2007, 08:45 AM

Originally Posted by Eyes of Wolf

granted but Willy Wonka has died, and without him, there isn't really good chocolate, is there? Oh yeah, and Charlie died too, heirless, so the secrets are gone forever
I wish my grandparents weren't annoying

*bursts out crying* nooooooo not the chocolate secrets

granted but i'm gonna do something really mean to you instead

i wish i knew the secret to making great chocolate like willy wonka used to make * sob*

**Calypso** · August 31st, 2007, 10:08 AM

granted, he put liquidized rotten eels in all his chocolate

I wish that my rabbit hadn't escaped under the radiator

**rothen** · August 31st, 2007, 10:56 AM

granted but it escaped some other way

i wish my sister wasnt so mean

**Calypso** · August 31st, 2007, 11:12 AM

granted, but now she is overly nice and follows you around delighting at everything you do in an extremely loud voice which becomes very annoying after five minutes

I wish that the stupid people at Green Giant Sweetcorn didn't say that you had to be 18 or over to claim a prize from this competition where I won something and I'm not 18 yet