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    Quote Originally Posted by Ramirez View Post
    Here's my shot:
    Why does she have to die?? WHY!!?? Bronzed breasts are so hard to find, you should definitely kill someone else.

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    'Keep reading this book or your family ends up in the mincer.'

    (Apologies if it's already been done.)

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    There were two things John Hood could not live without, pizza, and the warm fuzzy feeling he got from killing people with his bare hands.

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    "The papers swirled above my head in a fanciful pattern; not that I claimed to be an expert in such matters, as the blast rifle punctuated the point nicely"

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    "You will enjoy these twenty-four words, or I shall slice through your head with this meat cleaver. You do not deserve twenty-five."

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    "$1000 Reward, Dead or Alive" - but this was the first time a dog stared back at me instead of the usual harden criminal mug.

    Someone gasped. Sitting up, I found myself staring back at a room filled with people with no idea how I got there. I hate Mondays.

    Tiny bearded men were hacking at the remains of my new washer and dryer. I gave up and went to the laundromat.

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    "I gotta piss" Jeremy said
    "Go then, your chances of getting hit are slight." Michael said over the cacophony of artillery.
    "I'll hold it."

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    I can't believe this thread is still active. Go us.

    Opti McCall walked into the Windswept Cafe with his head held high. No one noticed.
    The north pole, directly over ancient Chicago, was the location of one of the most spectacular archeological discoveries of all time.
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    "For five hundred years the planet has been dying. Even the oldest of souls cannot remember the bounty and happiness the planet used to produce.


    I love this thread! There are so many now that I will only say this
    MrBF1V3 is very good at the hook.
    Bob Lock was funny
    Power to the J had a couple of good ones
    Oh heck there are just too many...Luya, Sonja, and the lord of all things Inane were good too...just to name a few more!

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    grew some


    He spat into the blood seeping from her head wound and dyeing the half-eaten candyfloss by her cheek.
    'Let's roll, Dee.'

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    Been a while here goes

    The silence of the room was interrupted by a scream coming from her lips. Serving her Liege always eased the pain that her visions caused.

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    The twenty-five-word hook........

    More than a backyard fence stood between the two families. There was James' unrequited love for Joanna, and of course the unproved murder of Phillip.

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    Red Satin Consciousness

    He woke feeling like he dreamt reality, like the place his consciousness had just occupied was more real than the red satin sheets against his skin.

    Well...26 words.

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    love this thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Window Bar View Post
    More than a backyard fence stood between the two families. There was James' unrequited love for Joanna, and of course the unproved murder of Phillip.
    Cool, sounds like a book I would read.

    Actually, are any of these real beginings? What I mean is, is there a book to correspond to these? Some are good enough to read!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Dobbs View Post
    Cool, sounds like a book I would read.
    First, thanks for the kind words.

    Quote Originally Posted by Red Dobbs View Post
    Actually, are any of these real beginings? What I mean is, is there a book to correspond to these? Some are good enough to read!!!
    As far as I know, these are all made up on the spot, just for the fun of it.

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