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    Man of Ways and Means kennychaffin's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cirias View Post
    Don't ask how this got into my head, but here you go...

    'Screw you!' he cried. 'You're just a damn orange!'
    I like it!

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    I suddenly thought death might not be so bad as the female human/wasp hybrid began packing my abdomen with what looked suspiciously like eggs.

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    After breaking in, all I could do was stare. Against one wall were twelve cases of Trojans, a french maid costume, and rhesus monkey swinging a light-saber.
    -A little over the limit, but some things need to be said. LOL

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    It could be worse. ~tmso Moderator N. E. White's Avatar
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    Ug. That first one is sick!

    That has got to be the best "first post" for the forum.

    Welcome to SFFWorld.com.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tmso View Post
    Ug. That first one is sick!

    That has got to be the best "first post" for the forum.

    Welcome to SFFWorld.com.
    Thank you for the welcome. You are right, the first one is sick and I am deeply ashamed, because I was going for disgusting!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JangoLee View Post
    Thank you for the welcome. You are right, the first one is sick and I am deeply ashamed, because I was going for disgusting!
    I said "eeeww" when I read it. Does that ease your shame?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tmso View Post
    I said "eeeww" when I read it. Does that ease your shame?
    Absolutely! Eeeeeww is definitely where I was going.

  8. #518
    With a care-free heart and my sweetheart locked in a steamer-trunk, I was ready to strike out on my own and make a name for myself.

  9. #519
    "All your base are belong to us," said the giant baboon as he pointed a futuristic looking gun at the Gas-Mart attendant.

  10. #520
    "No wonder you don't have any friends," John said to the space alien named Quark as he tied John to the rail-road tracks.

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    "Are you calling me a liar!?" Pinocchio screamed and pointed a futuristic looking gun at the Gas-Mart clerk as Pinocchio's nose began to grow.

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    The sign on the Gas-Mart door read, "No Futuristic Looking Guns Allowed On Premises." The Squid-Man sighed and climbed back on his Octo-Steed.

  13. #523
    "I have a monkey on my back, and it needs to be fed," Detective Mitchell said, as the pet monkey on his back pointed a futuristic looking gun at the Gas-Mart clerk.

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    "You're probably asking me why on Earth I did that. Well, I can't tell you, because you're a corpse. Yes, I know I'm talking out loud. Shut up!"

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    The author shed a tear, for she had just finished her masterpiece, "The Adventures of Tamponina, Scourge of the Outlet malls," and would soon have enough money to buy back her soul.

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