Hook me in 25 words or less

**kennychaffin** · June 29th, 2012, 06:50 AM

Originally Posted by Cirias

Don't ask how this got into my head, but here you go...

'Screw you!' he cried. 'You're just a damn orange!'

I like it!

**JangoLee** · July 10th, 2012, 09:01 PM

I suddenly thought death might not be so bad as the female human/wasp hybrid began packing my abdomen with what looked suspiciously like eggs.

**JangoLee** · July 10th, 2012, 09:06 PM

After breaking in, all I could do was stare. Against one wall were twelve cases of Trojans, a french maid costume, and rhesus monkey swinging a light-saber.
-A little over the limit, but some things need to be said. LOL

**tmso** · July 10th, 2012, 09:49 PM

Ug. That first one is sick!

That has got to be the best "first post" for the forum.

Welcome to SFFWorld.com.

**JangoLee** · July 10th, 2012, 11:02 PM

Originally Posted by tmso

Ug. That first one is sick!

That has got to be the best "first post" for the forum.

Welcome to SFFWorld.com.

Thank you for the welcome. You are right, the first one is sick and I am deeply ashamed, because I was going for disgusting!

**tmso** · July 10th, 2012, 11:12 PM

Originally Posted by JangoLee

Thank you for the welcome. You are right, the first one is sick and I am deeply ashamed, because I was going for disgusting!

I said "eeeww" when I read it. Does that ease your shame?

**JangoLee** · July 11th, 2012, 11:22 AM

Originally Posted by tmso

I said "eeeww" when I read it. Does that ease your shame?

Absolutely! Eeeeeww is definitely where I was going.

**JangoLee** · July 11th, 2012, 10:17 PM

With a care-free heart and my sweetheart locked in a steamer-trunk, I was ready to strike out on my own and make a name for myself.

**JangoLee** · July 11th, 2012, 10:21 PM

"All your base are belong to us," said the giant baboon as he pointed a futuristic looking gun at the Gas-Mart attendant.

**JangoLee** · July 12th, 2012, 11:43 AM

"No wonder you don't have any friends," John said to the space alien named Quark as he tied John to the rail-road tracks.

**JangoLee** · July 12th, 2012, 12:07 PM

"Are you calling me a liar!?" Pinocchio screamed and pointed a futuristic looking gun at the Gas-Mart clerk as Pinocchio's nose began to grow.

**JangoLee** · July 12th, 2012, 12:37 PM

The sign on the Gas-Mart door read, "No Futuristic Looking Guns Allowed On Premises." The Squid-Man sighed and climbed back on his Octo-Steed.

**JangoLee** · July 15th, 2012, 11:12 AM

"I have a monkey on my back, and it needs to be fed," Detective Mitchell said, as the pet monkey on his back pointed a futuristic looking gun at the Gas-Mart clerk.

**Wulfen** · July 19th, 2012, 11:34 AM

"You're probably asking me why on Earth I did that. Well, I can't tell you, because you're a corpse. Yes, I know I'm talking out loud. Shut up!"

**JangoLee** · July 20th, 2012, 04:53 PM

The author shed a tear, for she had just finished her masterpiece, "The Adventures of Tamponina, Scourge of the Outlet malls," and would soon have enough money to buy back her soul.