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    Cadvan topless <3 Karoob's Avatar
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    Talking Things that the characters would never say!

    I know the title isn't very creative, but I'm not very good with words! Anyways, once upon a time when I was obsessed with Law and Order and lived in the L&O threads, I played this game on the forums that had to be the most fun I've had on my internet-life.

    Its a real time-cruncher and its real fun(ny) to do! What would the People of Pellinor never say? In a lifetime? It can be anyone saying anything!

    Example:

    Maerad: I've come to defeat you, once and for all!
    Sharma: Oh my goodness! I wasn't expecting company! (giggles) Have a seat! Anywhere!
    Maerad: ...
    Sharma: Just avoid any chair that moves and any movement that causes a sudden eerie theme in background music. I've lost alot of guests that way.

    -

    Arkan: (Scoots next to Sharma)
    Sharma: What do you want, Arkan? I told you! We're over!

    -

    Darsor: (angrily muttering)
    Imi: Look, I'm sorry I ate all the oats!

    -

    Maerad: Cadvan, should I saddle up?
    Cadvan: (spits out breakfast) Wha-What?!
    Maerad: The saddle. I can saddle up if you want.
    Cadvan: Maerad, I - uh- don't think we.. I mean to say, we're just - Umm, I don't think we're this deep into a relationship and well uh -
    Maerad: The horses, Cadvan. Should I saddle up the horses?

    -

    Its not that great coming from me, but yeah! You should get the point! I just hope this works out and doesn't end up fading away into the back of the threads!

    Soo, have fun

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    maerad-cadvan,lets just get it out with it,we love each other,we wanna shag each other,and we wanna make the most of the time we have before i have to seduce sharma..

    nyanar-look hem,im ok with you sleeping on the forest floor from time to time in periods of stress,but you cant just come here at will,abuse my hospitality,and sleep in my BED?!?!?!!!

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    Lulz!
    Last edited by Karoob; May 25th, 2008 at 04:57 PM.

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    I ate the cheese......... Migey's Avatar
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    heres another one


    Dernhill-maerad,sorry for kissing you but,even you know that your sexier then a pink monkey in a frock...

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    RIP Dernhil

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    go mushrooms! and cadvan! Singing4ever's Avatar
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    Hem: umm...maerad......i have something to tell you
    Maerad: yup?

    Hem: well *takes big breath* when i was in turbansk with saliman i fell in love with this girl who than kinda left and then i found out that shes DEAD and i was wicked depressed and stuff, ya know? and in the middle of all that this reaaally annoying bird, who thinks he's smart and stuff, but he's not, ya know? well he started to follow me !! yea, i know!!! so then we had to freaking cross all of E-A to find you. AND THEN I FOUND YOU SNOGGING WITH CADVAN. and i was like- whoa i mean you were like in a bar in lirigion, so i kinda freaked out at cadvan, but than he said that forbidden love turned him on and i ran away. do you understand how this makes a teenage boy feel!!?!?!?!! i mean....he's like a billion years old than you right? My god maerad, i didnt know you had a thing for older guys. JEESH!!

    Maerad:Wait-what?!

    Hem: Yea, now you know how-

    Maerad: Cadvan said forbidden love turns him on?!?! perfect! you just keep telling him that you'll kill him if he gets all over me and i'll go find him, claim undying love blah blah blah, and THEN we can do it all over again
    *runs off primping*

    Hem: *sighs* ugh maerad. wait- "AGAIN"?!?!?!




    ~and as the hours run away
    with another life
    ohh darling can't you see?
    its now or never
    now or never~

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    Quote Originally Posted by Singing4ever View Post
    Hem: umm...maerad......i have something to tell you
    Maerad: yup?

    Hem: well *takes big breath* when i was in turbansk with saliman i fell in love with this girl who than kinda left and then i found out that shes DEAD and i was wicked depressed and stuff, ya know? and in the middle of all that this reaaally annoying bird, who thinks he's smart and stuff, but he's not, ya know? well he started to follow me !! yea, i know!!! so then we had to freaking cross all of E-A to find you. AND THEN I FOUND YOU SNOGGING WITH CADVAN. and i was like- whoa i mean you were like in a bar in lirigion, so i kinda freaked out at cadvan, but than he said that forbidden love turned him on and i ran away. do you understand how this makes a teenage boy feel!!?!?!?!! i mean....he's like a billion years old than you right? My god maerad, i didnt know you had a thing for older guys. JEESH!!

    Maerad:Wait-what?!

    Hem: Yea, now you know how-

    Maerad: Cadvan said forbidden love turns him on?!?! perfect! you just keep telling him that you'll kill him if he gets all over me and i'll go find him, claim undying love blah blah blah, and THEN we can do it all over again
    *runs off primping*

    Hem: *sighs* ugh maerad. wait- "AGAIN"?!?!?!




    ~and as the hours run away
    with another life
    ohh darling can't you see?
    its now or never
    now or never~
    LOL!

    Hmm I wonder what really does turn Cadvan on

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    go mushrooms! and cadvan! Singing4ever's Avatar
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    no need to wonder!!!!
    MAERAD turns cadvan on- dark hair light skin and blue eyes
    probably cheese and mushrooms

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    LOLZ. I can imagine:

    Maerad: (Walks past Cadvan)
    Cadvan: (Grunting noise)
    Maerad: What was that?
    Cadvan: A wolf

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    Sharma: I no longer need your services Enkir
    Enkir: What?.......Why?
    Sharma: Well I've stoped killing people
    Enkir: So...Thats how it is is it??..You just abuse me and take advantage of me!!..Then tell me you swing the other way!!....Well!!!
    Sharma: ???!! Enkir what are you on about!!??
    Enkir:............Oh umm...Never mind
    Sharma: Right well any way I haev stopped killing peole because its hard to rule over Annar if you kill every one in Annar.
    Enkir: Ahh right
    Sharma: Oh Enkir coe on!! I told you Cadvan is my only love!!

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    I like this idea!

    Ok, some of mine...

    Cadvan: You know what? Mushrooms taste horrible.

    Arkan: Elednor, I have something deeply serious to tell you.
    Maerad: Oh, I know already. It's fine.
    Arkan: What?! You know?! How can you know?!
    Maerad: Oh come on you made it totally obvious, Arkkers! And just so you know, the feelings aren't returned.
    Arkan: *bottom lip trembles* They...aren't?
    Maerad: Nope. Sorry.
    Arkan: But...but...
    Maerad: Arkan, I'm sorry, but I'm not changing my mind. I know you have the hots for me but I'm not being your queen all right?!
    Arkan: Eh? What? What d'you mean, the hots for you? It's CADVAN I want!!!!!!!!!!

    Silvia: (musingly) Y'know, Cadvan's kinda hot really...
    Malgorn: WTF?????????!!!!!!!!!!

    Cadvan: Maerad, I'm sorry, but I just don't like you in that way.
    (Pray to the Light this never happens! )

    Imi: (to Darsor) You're hot when you're sweaty.


    Sharma: You know what? I don't feel like killing people anymore.
    Enkir: ...
    Sharma: I think I'm going to go to the orphanage and give out sweeties...*skips away humming 'Lollipop - do do do dooooo'*

    Irc: Six!
    (Because Irc can't count over 5 )


    Maerad: Cadvan, I can't hold it in any longer! I've got to tell you now! I LOVE YOU!
    Cadvan: Ah. Um. Maerad, I've kind of got something to tell you...I, um, met your mother once...
    Maerad: Eh?
    Cadvan: Yeah, and we kind of...got it on.
    Maerad: ...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Cadvan: So I'm sort of...your real father...
    Maerad: *squeaks*
    Cadvan: (musing) I tell ya though, Milana was a piece of hot ass...
    Maerad: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I could do this all day...

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    that was periously close to a Yo Mamma joke!

    Irc: OMG! are you serious?!
    Nyanar: Yep im totally serious Brit Spears shaved her head!
    Irc: and that thing with the custody trial and stuff?
    Nyanar: Yep all true!
    Irc: wow its usefull having an Elidhu for a bestie i mean you sort know everything you know
    Nyanar: Yeah something like that...
    Irc: Hey! You not supposed to agree remember im the king messenger! you must bow before me and put youself down and downplay your acheiments so that ill fell better!
    Nyanar: Of course sir, im a stupid arrogant worm not with you glance and not worthy of looking upon your noble face...
    Irc: thats better
    Nyanar: Would you like fries with that?

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    LOL they're hilarious!!


    Heres one:


    Cadvan:
    *Singing out side Maerads window* Maerad I love you Maerad I doooo when we're apart my heart-
    Maerad: *Opens window* Cadvan!! SHUT UP!!!!
    Cadvan:..................
    Maerad: *Screaming down at him while holding a sheet to cover herself* Will you stop harrasing me while I make love to Sharma!! Can you do that for me??
    Cadvan: *Sobs histeracly*
    Maerad: *Sighs* Cadders honey we've been over this I dont love you any more! you have to stop hurting yourself like this


    What do you think??

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    I love it! Oh, this thread is going to be sooo popular

    How about a simple:
    Cadvan: Maerad...I'm a woman.


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    Cadvan: Maerad, im pregnant

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