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    Cadvan topless <3 Karoob's Avatar
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    LOLZ! These are hilarious

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    go mushrooms! and cadvan! Singing4ever's Avatar
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    lol i have some

    Cadvan: *singing softly* I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt soo sexy it hurts!
    Hem: oh wow! can you teach me THAT song?!?!


    Maerad: Cadvan, I don't know if i can handle being the chosen one. The pain and suffering!
    Cadvan: I know when you have all those guys chasing you, you never seem to have any privacy!
    Maerad: I know right?

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    I ate the cheese......... Migey's Avatar
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    Exclamation

    Ardina-you know,im lonely,your sis rejected me even though i had such lovely storng muscles and a thingy the size of as wolf and....well

    Hem-No

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    I ate the cheese......... Migey's Avatar
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    Irc-Look hem! i got a new ipod! its the best brand with every single song in the uniuverse and it ROCKS! oh yah it was a present from the king! i had it brought in from some weird kingdom called earth..

    Hem-right..

    Irc-HEY! you meant to congratualte me and whatever,im the kings messenger for-

    Hem-shut up irc,or il shove your messengers mouth up the kings backside

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    Idon'tknowwhatthatmeans. Mistress Maerad's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Karoob View Post
    Cadvan: I feel pretty
    Maerad: What?
    Cadvan: Oh so pretty!
    Maerad: ...
    Cadvan: And witty!
    Maerad: Cadvan..?
    Cadvan: AND GAY!!
    Maerad: No more mushrooms.


    lol................omg..............roflmao....... ........

    i almost DIED reading that one.

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    Fly my pretties! Super Nova's Avatar
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    Cadvan: *while drunk* SOOooooo, you're the fated one aren't u?
    Maerad: Yes Cadvan i am the one" she says with exasperation
    Cadvan: and u can um can um cahnge into into into a... ummm damn!
    into wolf! right?
    Maerad yes cadvan i can change into a wolf
    Cadvan: soooo does that mean you like doing it doggie style?
    Maerad: no cadvan you know i like it anal


    i am so disgusting

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    I ate the cheese......... Migey's Avatar
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    heres one

    Cadvan-Maerad,ive always wanted to say-

    Maerad-F off cadvan!im ina bad mood and i want to be left in peace with your big stash of mushrooms

    Cadvan-GET AWAY FROM MY MUSHROOMS GIRL!

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    I ate the cheese......... Migey's Avatar
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    Maerad-(walks into cadvans room)hey cadvan,what are you drinking?

    Cadvan-mmmm,its delicious,its called buttered mushroom milk

    Maerad-omg cadvan thats DISGUISTING!

    Cadvan-no its delicious!

    Maerad-thats not what i mean,you know how they make it? they get some butter and mushrooms and shove it-

    Cadvan-I dont want to know,throw it away for me will you?(hands the carton over the maerad)

    Maerad-(drinks all the milk)

    Cadvan-but?what? you said!?

    Maerad-(licks lips)i cant belive you fell for that cadders

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    I Am Become Death... Jennistar's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Migey View Post
    Sharma:maerad,im sorry for chasing you all the way around the country and killing your friends,but,i wanted to confess

    Maerad-what....

    Sharma-(takes a deep breath)im gay....
    Maerad's response to this:
    Maerad: Dear Lord, NOT YOU AS WELL!!!!!!!!
    The whole of EA seems to be gay at the moment...

    Cadvan: Maerad, that is a really nice shirt...
    Maerad: (flattered, and a bit surprised that he is being so flirtatious) Why thank you, Cadvan...
    Cadvan: Yeah, so...can I borrow it?

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    I ate the cheese......... Migey's Avatar
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    lol XD

    Anyone like my new avatar btw?

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    Fly my pretties! Super Nova's Avatar
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    yeah i like it its pretty cute every1 loves pooh bear! like my new profile?
    BTW the pictures not me just some random piccie of the internet

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    I ate the cheese......... Migey's Avatar
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    lol thank god for our sake,with that face youd stay a virgin for ever

    Ardina-FINE THEN! if you shall reject me maerad..(breaks into sobs)

    Nyanar-Dont worry Ardi,I wont reject you!

    Maerad-I will!

    Ardina and Nyanar in unison-SHUT UP!

    Maerad-i was only stating fact,and comon nyanar! her NOSE is an ENTIRE millimetre off center!

    Ardina-No it isnt!

    Nyanar-Actually Ardina,your eyes are a bit too low

    Maerad-my point exactly!

    Ardina-no it wasnt!you said my NOSE was off center!

    Arkan-(who mysteriously appears on scene)im with maerad here,ardina,your a total ugly f***..

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    Fly my pretties! Super Nova's Avatar
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    there thats better! i like this avatar better

    BTW migey what would happen if that avatar with the big glasses really was me and i just lied becoz i just wannted 2 see wat youd say? ooooooooooooo!
    Last edited by Super Nova; May 28th, 2008 at 07:46 AM.

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    I Am Become Death... Jennistar's Avatar
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    Cadvan: Oh no! ANOTHER Hull is coming to attack us!!!!
    *Maerad growls, stands up, flames the Hull.*
    Maerad: *in response to Cadvan's stare* I HAVE PMS OKAY?????!!!!!!!


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    I ate the cheese......... Migey's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by blumoontigreyes View Post
    there thats better! i like this avatar better

    BTW migey what would happen if that avatar with the big glasses really was me and i just lied becoz i just wannted 2 see wat youd say? ooooooooooooo!
    id say you where totally ugly....

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