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    Feel the sun :D Fallen-Petals's Avatar
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    LOLZ how about


    Cadvan: Maerad I used to be a woman and I had an affair with your father And became pregnant with you!! No I;'m a man and i have fallen in love with you. My daughter

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    No wonder the man's feelings are so confused

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    He shouldnt be Incests a game the whole family can Play!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jennistar View Post
    I love it! Oh, this thread is going to be sooo popular

    How about a simple:
    Cadvan: Maerad...I'm a woman.

    OHMYGOSH LMAOMLMAOMALAO

    THIS IS MY FAVORITE BYFAR!

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    Cadvan topless <3 Karoob's Avatar
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    Cadvan: (knocks on door) Maerad, may I come in for a moment?
    Maerad: (muffled noise) Ho-hold on
    Cadvan: ...
    Maerad: (thumps and thuds coming from behind the door)
    (A few minutes later)
    Maerad: Come in!
    Cadvan: (walks into room)
    Maerad: (Sitting up in the bed with the covers covering half of her)
    Cadvan: That's an awfully big lump you have under the covers Maerad..
    Maerad: I bloat on my period
    Cadvan: Your legs bloat?
    Maerad: Yes. You see when there's blood-
    Cadvan: Nevermind! (walks out of the room)
    Maerad: (sighs in relief) So, where were we, Saliman?


    Maerad: (tears in eyes) Cadvan..
    Cadvan: (stands up swiftly) What is it, Maerad?
    Maerad: Can you check under my bed and in my closet for Sharma?

    Maerad: Whatchyah up to, Neri?
    Neri: I'm searching for an explanation to The Riddle, Cadvan should be up here helping me any moment
    Maerad: Really? Wow - Thats.. Something.
    Neri: ...
    Maerad: Cadvan really has a way with book worms
    Neri: What do you mean?
    Maerad: LET ME TELL YOU, you aren't the first "Oh no! I must help The Chosen One in her Quest!" There was this one girl, a real good catch! Anyways, Cadvan searched the books with her alright! Woooo, you could hear them flipping the pages all the way in Gilman's Cot!
    Neri: ........
    Maerad: Oh, look who's here! Hi, Cadvan!

    Maerad: You know, Cadvan, you always speak of the Light and how everything's oh-so-wonderous in the Light. But we all know you like to do it in the Dark.

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    Idon'tknowwhatthatmeans. Mistress Maerad's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Karoob
    Maerad: You know, Cadvan, you always speak of the Light and how everything's oh-so-wonderous in the Light. But we all know you like to do it in the Dark.


    OMGLMAOROFL!!!!!!

    That's my fav, deffo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mistress Maerad View Post
    OMGLMAOROFL!!!!!!

    That's my fav, deffo.
    Thanks!

    TRY MAKING SOME

    Its really fun Even if they turn out to be a complete cheesey joke

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    Ahhh, but I suck at humour......ah well. Here goes nothing.


    Maerad: *is reading*
    Cadvan: What're you reading?
    Maerad: "hides magazine* Umm....nothing....
    Cadvan: *takes from Maerad* GASP! The 4th Edition of Playboy Magazine? GASP!
    Maerad: Umm.....please....don't be angry, it's my friends, and she...
    Cadvan: Angry? The only reason I'm angry with you is because you didn't share!



    If any of you know what Playboy Magazine is.........


    boy, that felt dirty to write....

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    Cadvan topless <3 Karoob's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mistress Maerad View Post
    Ahhh, but I suck at humour......ah well. Here goes nothing.


    Maerad: *is reading*
    Cadvan: What're you reading?
    Maerad: "hides magazine* Umm....nothing....
    Cadvan: *takes from Maerad* GASP! The 4th Edition of Playboy Magazine? GASP!
    Maerad: Umm.....please....don't be angry, it's my friends, and she...
    Cadvan: Angry? The only reason I'm angry with you is because you didn't share!



    If any of you know what Playboy Magazine is.........


    boy, that felt dirty to write....

    LULZ! THAT WAS FUNNY

    CADVAN + PLAYBOY

    Cadvan would be IN the Playboy not reading it

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    Cadvan topless <3 Karoob's Avatar
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    If Cadvan was Gay:
    (read the following really fast, with emphasis, and in a gay accent)

    Cadvan (high pitched gay accent): Oh, oh oh oh, darling! You are just so cute! The Light doesn't suit you at ALL. And that outfit, those trousers, that brooche, big no. I'm thinking big, like -
    Maerad: ...
    Cadvan: - like BAD big. What do you think of: "The Fab Fated One."? Let me tell you this, Doll, those Hulls will be singing your name like a bunch of coocoo's once I'm done with you.
    Maerad: Cad-
    Cadvan: No! Don't call me that horrid name. Call me Ashanti! And speaking of names, we should change yours into something more.. Appealing. Something sexy. But not too "Oh come and get me."
    Maerad: LOOK ALL I WANTED WAS SOME BREAKFAST
    Cadvan: Hmm. How about Sunshine? That's cute. It'll fit you well. I can hear those awfully-dressed Bards in the first circle now! They'll say, "Oh, I wish I brought such Light to the Dark like Sunshine!" Cute. Real cute.
    Mearad: ...
    Cadvan: Sharma is going to be downright stomped when he see's you! And believe me, Sunshine, he's no Chris Crocker.
    Maerad: I'm out of here ...
    Cadvan: Before you go - What do you think of cabarets?
    Last edited by Karoob; May 26th, 2008 at 10:41 AM.

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    omg these are all hilarious!

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    I know! I love what people come up with Even though its mostly pervy its SO FUNNY

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    let me see...

    Saliman: I love killing people! *Dances around with bloody spear*

    Nerili: Hey Maerad, I see what Cadvan means...you're hot
    Maerad: ...

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    Cadvan topless <3 Karoob's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sirkana View Post
    let me see...

    Saliman: I love killing people! *Dances around with bloody spear*

    Nerili: Hey Maerad, I see what Cadvan means...you're hot
    Maerad: ...
    LULZ. I CAN IMAGINE THAT. Its like Cadvan gossips about Maerad behind her back.

    Saliman = killing o______________o

    I can't imagine, and I haven't even read The Crow yet!

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    Cadvan: I feel pretty
    Maerad: What?
    Cadvan: Oh so pretty!
    Maerad: ...
    Cadvan: And witty!
    Maerad: Cadvan..?
    Cadvan: AND GAY!!
    Maerad: No more mushrooms.

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