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    Quote Originally Posted by blumoontigreyes View Post
    Cadvan: Maerad, im pregnant
    LULZZZZ! I love these short simple sudden ones. So funny

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    Nyanar-Ok Hem,this has gone far enough and it must stop,i cant belive,i was kind to you,and you just abused that

    Hem-(stretches comfortably on nyanars bed)oh comON! nyanar! have you never heard of the sexy bed pose? im practising!

    Nyanar-HEM! do it on the floor if you must,but that bed cost ONE MILLION POUNDS!and i had it specially brought in from TAIWAN!

    Hem-HaaRUMPH!!! you dont boss ME around like THAT!,right,enough games,i shall have your butt pecked to death by my pet crow irc!(sends irc a mindmessage and gets him to come)

    Nyanar-(turns white),oh GODS! please hem! i didnt mean to insult-quite the opposite!please!not a crow!

    Hem-sorry dude,its too late!go on irc,give him 20 sharp pecks on the backside,and show him that thats just a taster!

    Irc-What?twenty?

    Hem-ok ok,four times five,now!

    Irc-well,umm hem,you see,ive,umm,sorta let my vanity run away with me..and,well,im sorta slipping more and more into the form of a sexy poser and ive sorta forgotten my numbers!

    Hem-For gods sake irc!JUST PECK HIM MANY TIMES!

    Irc-with what? my beak?(laughs and starts to pose obscenely),oh,yeah,sorry hem! like i said,its sorta running away with me!

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    Cadvan:L *In hospital ill*
    Saliman: Cadvan I'm sorry you cant have any more mushrooms
    Cadvan: *Gasps*
    Saliman: Your allergic!!
    CADvan *Sobs histerically (He lost his voice so he cant speak)*
    Maerad: *walks in the room* He cant have them?
    Saliman: No
    Maerad: *Shouts* YES!!! more for me *Eats the plate of mushrooms that have suddenly appeared infront of Cadvan*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fallen-Petals View Post
    Cadvan:L *In hospital ill*
    Saliman: Cadvan I'm sorry you cant have any more mushrooms
    Cadvan: *Gasps*
    Saliman: Your allergic!!
    CADvan *Sobs histerically (He lost his voice so he cant speak)*
    Maerad: *walks in the room* He cant have them?
    Saliman: No
    Maerad: *Shouts* YES!!! more for me *Eats the plate of mushrooms that have suddenly appeared infront of Cadvan*
    LOL, poor Cadvan <3

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    Ooohohhoh another one


    Cadvan: Maerad....I'm your mother!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Migey View Post
    Nyanar-Ok Hem,this has gone far enough and it must stop,i cant belive,i was kind to you,and you just abused that

    Hem-(stretches comfortably on nyanars bed)oh comON! nyanar! have you never heard of the sexy bed pose? im practising!

    Nyanar-HEM! do it on the floor if you must,but that bed cost ONE MILLION POUNDS!and i had it specially brought in from TAIWAN!

    Hem-HaaRUMPH!!! you dont boss ME around like THAT!,right,enough games,i shall have your butt pecked to death by my pet crow irc!(sends irc a mindmessage and gets him to come)

    Nyanar-(turns white),oh GODS! please hem! i didnt mean to insult-quite the opposite!please!not a crow!

    Hem-sorry dude,its too late!go on irc,give him 20 sharp pecks on the backside,and show him that thats just a taster!

    Irc-What?twenty?

    Hem-ok ok,four times five,now!

    Irc-well,umm hem,you see,ive,umm,sorta let my vanity run away with me..and,well,im sorta slipping more and more into the form of a sexy poser and ive sorta forgotten my numbers!

    Hem-For gods sake irc!JUST PECK HIM MANY TIMES!

    Irc-with what? my beak?(laughs and starts to pose obscenely),oh,yeah,sorry hem! like i said,its sorta running away with me!
    LULZ, jeepers Mig, you're really .. into it

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    I ate the cheese......... Migey's Avatar
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    heres one!

    Cadvan-(raises hands,about to strike down another bard for insulting him)right then,your two companions are dead!i bet you wish youd insulted my great big mushrooms NOW!

    Unknown bard-(in a whimpering tone)Please!no!i love mushrooms!il never insult them again!

    Maerad appears on scene-Cadvan! are you killing bards again! i told you! its bad for you and its also not proper wolf ettiquite(sticks nose up superiorly)

    Cadvan-il kill ANYBODY i want! and damn your ettiquite!

    Maerad-(looks thunderous)RIGHT THEN! if your gonna take THAT tone with me,then NO mushrooms!ever again!

    Cadvan-(collapses to his knnes and begs)PLEASE!NOOOOO! please give me mushrooms!

    Maerad-sorry cadders,too late

    Cadvan-..............(sob)






    Nyanar-Hem,i suppose,the reason ive let you sleep in my bed is....well,im a woman actually,and your older then you look and..well,you had an accident and you lost most of your memory and..well,im your wife..

    Hem-(glanes at nyanar,looking mildly suprised)oh really? thats good,im gettign bored of doing the chores,now be a good housewife and do them for me will you?ive written them down somewhere(hem takes out a MASSIVE pile of paper and,staggering with the weight,hands them to nyanar)

    Nyanar-(drops the chores and facepalms)
    Last edited by Migey; May 26th, 2008 at 01:08 PM.

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    Okay this is more of a scene>....


    Maerad sits reading a book when cadvan runs into the room and kneels before her! He speaks "Maerad..." but she interups
    "Hey cadvan...so what do you think of..."
    Cadvan draws the attention back. "I love you and want to spend the rest of...."
    Maerad interups again!! "Sharma"
    ".....My life with you"
    "What?....Oh any way he''s just got that mysterious I'm Evil kinda thing going on!!"
    "Marry Me!!"
    Maread jumps out of her chair to hug Cadvan "Oh thank you Cadvan I will go and propose to sharma!1"

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    right,odd one...that was..

    heres a great one

    Irc-(in a desperate attempt to gain EVEN more standing among the birds)-you know what,your majesty,is houldent be bowing to you,im actually your,well,you-

    The king of birds-(glowers at irc)dont go star wars on me dude,im sick of you,and when i get that gun i ordered im gonna shoot you somewhere between the legs

    Irc-......................................im not doing a star wars dude,i was going to say,imm your secret lover

    The King of birds-(glowers again)you said you wernt gonna do a star wars on me!

    Irc-i didnt! you obviously havnt watched the film too well.....come to think of it,considering past events,it actually IS possible that im more then your lover,i think i actually AM your-

    The king of birds-i knew it was coming to this,see my point?

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    Lulz, you guys are waaay silly!

    Cadvan: (Changes in front of Maerad)
    Maerad: God bless the Seven Kingdoms!


    I did that for my own pervy benefit and pleasure.

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    Nerrili-You know what maerad?im lezbian

    Maerad-Oh...

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    Cadvan: *Walks into the bath room where mearads drying off in front of him!!*
    Maerad: Cadvan hunny Tell your trousers its rude to point

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    Nim-(in anneren)i think me getting it,but hard to learn language different

    Maerad-(bats eyelash's)yes but,but of course,thats not what matters..

    Nim-(smiles)of course,but i shall try...(clears throat)you have very good...damn forgot me the word,shall just we do it again?

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    Cadvan: *flexes arms* hmm
    Maerad: What are you doing?
    Cadvan: Hmm...just wondering... do you think i need to work out more????
    I've got this hot chick for a date next week we're going to the movies
    Maerad: WHAT?!?!?! i THOUGHT you were going out with ME!!! you told me you love me!!!
    Cadvan: Well, of course i do. I also love Nerili, and mushrooms, and cheese, and pineapples....(ect)...and dernhil, and ponies, and-
    Maerad:Well, i guess it's ok as long as you love me the most!!! Oh and is it alright if i do it with Saliman next week...I might get... ya know.... lonely.
    Cadvan: Sure huney, whateva you say babe!

    hehehehehehe
    also:

    Cadvan: I just needed you to know, how I-I feel about you before i left to fight. And I need to know how you feel about me. I'm sorry if this surprises or shocks you.
    Maerad: *mouths hangs open in shock* Wait...are YOU the father?!
    Cadvan: *scratches head trying to remember* i dont think so...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fallen-Petals View Post
    Cadvan: *Walks into the bath room where mearads drying off in front of him!!*
    Maerad: Cadvan hunny Tell your trousers its rude to point
    Dead lord These are all so brilliant

    Maerad: (musingly) Cadvan, do you think I could use a breast enlargement?
    Cadvan: *splutters into coffee*

    Nerili: Maerad - I - I - need to tell you something...
    Maerad: Okay...
    Nerili: You know when I was...talking about love that one time...
    Maerad: (scowls) Yes...
    Nerili: Well, I wasn't exactly talking about Cadvan.
    Merad: Oh...
    Nerili: I was talking about you.
    Maerad: F@%*!

    Cadvan: Maerad, you know you can turn into all these shapes?
    Maerad: Hmm...
    Cadvan: You couldn't turn into a man could you?
    Maerad: !!!!!!
    Cadvan: With a really, really big -
    Maerad: SHUTUP!

    Darsor: (standing behind Imi) Now THAT is a piece of hot ass.


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