LOLZ! These are hilarious![]()
LOLZ! These are hilarious![]()
lol i have some
Cadvan: *singing softly* I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt soo sexy it hurts!
Hem: oh wow! can you teach me THAT song?!?!
Maerad: Cadvan, I don't know if i can handle being the chosen one. The pain and suffering!
Cadvan: I know when you have all those guys chasing you, you never seem to have any privacy!
Maerad: I know right?
Ardina-you know,im lonely,your sis rejected me even though i had such lovely storng muscles and a thingy the size of as wolf and....well
Hem-No
Irc-Look hem! i got a new ipod! its the best brand with every single song in the uniuverse and it ROCKS! oh yah it was a present from the king! i had it brought in from some weird kingdom called earth..
Hem-right..
Irc-HEY! you meant to congratualte me and whatever,im the kings messenger for-
Hem-shut up irc,or il shove your messengers mouth up the kings backside
Cadvan: *while drunk* SOOooooo, you're the fated one aren't u?
Maerad: Yes Cadvan i am the one" she says with exasperation
Cadvan: and u can um can um cahnge into into into a... ummm damn!
into wolf! right?
Maerad yes cadvan i can change into a wolf
Cadvan: soooo does that mean you like doing it doggie style?
Maerad: no cadvan you know i like it anal
i am so disgusting
heres one
Cadvan-Maerad,ive always wanted to say-
Maerad-F off cadvan!im ina bad mood and i want to be left in peace with your big stash of mushrooms
Cadvan-GET AWAY FROM MY MUSHROOMS GIRL!
Maerad-(walks into cadvans room)hey cadvan,what are you drinking?
Cadvan-mmmm,its delicious,its called buttered mushroom milk
Maerad-omg cadvan thats DISGUISTING!
Cadvan-no its delicious!
Maerad-thats not what i mean,you know how they make it? they get some butter and mushrooms and shove it-
Cadvan-I dont want to know,throw it away for me will you?(hands the carton over the maerad)
Maerad-(drinks all the milk)
Cadvan-but?what? you said!?
Maerad-(licks lips)i cant belive you fell for that cadders
Maerad's response to this:
Maerad: Dear Lord, NOT YOU AS WELL!!!!!!!!
The whole of EA seems to be gay at the moment...![]()
Cadvan: Maerad, that is a really nice shirt...
Maerad: (flattered, and a bit surprised that he is being so flirtatious) Why thank you, Cadvan...
Cadvan: Yeah, so...can I borrow it?
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lol XD
Anyone like my new avatar btw?
yeah i like it its pretty cute every1 loves pooh bear! like my new profile?
BTW the pictures not me just some random piccie of the internet
lol thank god for our sake,with that face youd stay a virgin for ever
Ardina-FINE THEN! if you shall reject me maerad..(breaks into sobs)
Nyanar-Dont worry Ardi,I wont reject you!
Maerad-I will!
Ardina and Nyanar in unison-SHUT UP!
Maerad-i was only stating fact,and comon nyanar! her NOSE is an ENTIRE millimetre off center!
Ardina-No it isnt!
Nyanar-Actually Ardina,your eyes are a bit too low
Maerad-my point exactly!
Ardina-no it wasnt!you said my NOSE was off center!
Arkan-(who mysteriously appears on scene)im with maerad here,ardina,your a total ugly f***..
there thats better! i like this avatar better
BTW migey what would happen if that avatar with the big glasses really was me and i just lied becoz i just wannted 2 see wat youd say? ooooooooooooo!
Last edited by Super Nova; May 28th, 2008 at 06:46 AM.
Cadvan: Oh no! ANOTHER Hull is coming to attack us!!!!
*Maerad growls, stands up, flames the Hull.*
Maerad: *in response to Cadvan's stare* I HAVE PMS OKAY?????!!!!!!!
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