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    Common sense ain't common Maiablackwolf's Avatar
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    Hahah.

    Maerad: Edward!
    Cadvan: Who's Edward?
    Maerad: The man of my dreams...
    Cadvan: !!!!

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    Lol these are all so funney.

    Maerad: cadvan I think I'm in love with you

    Cadvan: maerad you don't want to love me....I'm a monster.

    Maerad: geez cadvan a monster really? You are so overexagerating. I already know about your whole thing with the darkside along time ago. There's nothing you can say that will make you stop loving you

    Cadvan: that's not what I was talking about....maerad i love you and I'm a vampire......you still love me right

    Maerad: love you... How could I love a vampire!!



    Lol That wasn't very good but I tried

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maiablackwolf View Post
    Hahah.

    Maerad: Edward!
    Cadvan: Who's Edward?
    Maerad: The man of my dreams...
    Cadvan: !!!!
    Or worse:

    Cadvan: Edward!
    Maerad: Who's Edward?
    Cadvan: The man of my dreams...
    Maerad: !!!


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    psh forget edward! i like carlisle!

    Cadvan: Which one's me? A cool convertible or an SUV to bad my credit was whack so I'm driving off the lot in a used compact
    Maerad: F-R-E-E that spells FREE credit report dot com baby!


    love those comercials even though it's all a scam!!

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    Cadvan: I love you Maerad! If I didn't have you... I'd... I'd... I'd probably have someone else.
    Maerad:
    Cadvan:Your love is one in a million you couldnt buy it at any price, but of the 9 point 9 hundred thousand other loves, statistically some of them would be equally nice.
    Maerad:
    Cadvan:I would feel really very sad if tomorrow you were to fall off something high or catch something bad. But I'm just saying, I don't think you're special
    I mean... I think your special, but... you fall within a bell curve.

    meh, tisn't very funny, but cookies for anyone who knows who i stole it from

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maiablackwolf View Post
    Hahah.

    Maerad: Edward!
    Cadvan: Who's Edward?
    Maerad: The man of my dreams...
    Cadvan: !!!!
    I heart edward!!!!
    he is so hot!!!!
    :P Why oh why must he be in love with bella!?!?!?

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    Eh. I like guys with long hair.

    Like Cadvan and Saliman and Arkan, savvy?

    Cadvan: All the girls love me!
    Maerad: Uh huh. Keep telling yourself that.
    Cadvan: Well, I have no reason to think otherwise.
    Hekibel: You have such an ugly, misshapen face!
    Cadvan: ...darn it!

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    I know right? One my incredibly cute guy friends had awesome long hair, and then he went and cut it to his EARS!!! It looks cute when he wears a hat, but I didn't recognize him when I saw him....

    Maerad: Hem, where have you been!? I'm about to cast down the nameless one!

    Hem: Some physco girl sprayed me with a purple mist, and I woke up handcuffed and chained to a flag pole.... *holds up handcuffs*

    Maerad: Oh...

    Yeah, I watch that show. Muffins to anyone who can guess which show

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sirkana View Post
    Or worse:

    Cadvan: Edward!
    Maerad: Who's Edward?
    Cadvan: The man of my dreams...
    Maerad: !!!

    haha! that was soo funny Sirkana!!
    I'll try this one:

    Zelika: You are sooo cute!!
    Hem(shocked and blushed): gee thanks..
    Zelika: huh?
    Hem(confused): Why?
    Zelika: Im not talking to you! Im talking to Irc!
    (Irc, who's on hem's shoulder, give a small caw. And hem _____[insert whatever you like ] him!)

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    Aww, poor Hem, he always seems to get beaten down by our HZ jokes. But it was funny anyways!

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    *Maerad walks into Cadvan's room where he has been lazing around for a week or so*

    Maerad: Cadvan, The first council sent a letter. They said if you don't show up tomorrow to discuss how to we are going to destroy Sharma, don't bother showing up on Monday.

    Cadvan: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend!

    not sure if I said this one yet (probably) but it's funny IMO.

    Cadvan: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
    Maerad: No.
    Cadvan Ham?
    Maerad No...
    Cadvan: Pork chops?
    Maerad: love, those all come from the same animal.
    Cadvan Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah right, Maerad. A wonderful, magical animal.

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    you don't make friends with salad

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maiablackwolf View Post
    Aww, poor Hem, he always seems to get beaten down by our HZ jokes. But it was funny anyways!
    Haha! we're Hem bullies...
    aren't we?
    Last edited by Maerad(",); March 27th, 2009 at 08:18 AM.

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    dont bully hem....

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    Quote Originally Posted by kiaga89 View Post
    not sure if I said this one yet (probably) but it's funny IMO.

    Cadvan: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
    Maerad: No.
    Cadvan Ham?
    Maerad No...
    Cadvan: Pork chops?
    Maerad: love, those all come from the same animal.
    Cadvan Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah right, Maerad. A wonderful, magical animal.
    OMG the Simpsons. <3


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