Hahah.
Maerad: Edward!
Cadvan: Who's Edward?
Maerad: The man of my dreams...
Cadvan: !!!!
Hahah.
Maerad: Edward!
Cadvan: Who's Edward?
Maerad: The man of my dreams...
Cadvan: !!!!
Lol these are all so funney.
Maerad: cadvan I think I'm in love with you
Cadvan: maerad you don't want to love me....I'm a monster.
Maerad: geez cadvan a monster really? You are so overexagerating. I already know about your whole thing with the darkside along time ago. There's nothing you can say that will make you stop loving you
Cadvan: that's not what I was talking about....maerad i love you and I'm a vampire......you still love me right
Maerad: love you... How could I love a vampire!!
Lol That wasn't very good but I tried
psh forget edward! i like carlisle!
Cadvan: Which one's me? A cool convertible or an SUV to bad my credit was whack so I'm driving off the lot in a used compact
Maerad: F-R-E-E that spells FREE credit report dot com baby!
love those comercials even though it's all a scam!!![]()
Cadvan: I love you Maerad! If I didn't have you... I'd... I'd... I'd probably have someone else.
Maerad:
Cadvan:Your love is one in a million you couldnt buy it at any price, but of the 9 point 9 hundred thousand other loves, statistically some of them would be equally nice.
Maerad:
Cadvan:I would feel really very sad if tomorrow you were to fall off something high or catch something bad. But I'm just saying, I don't think you're special
I mean... I think your special, but... you fall within a bell curve.
meh, tisn't very funny, but cookies for anyone who knows who i stole it from![]()
Eh. I like guys with long hair.
Like Cadvan and Saliman and Arkan, savvy?
Cadvan: All the girls love me!
Maerad: Uh huh. Keep telling yourself that.
Cadvan: Well, I have no reason to think otherwise.
Hekibel: You have such an ugly, misshapen face!
Cadvan: ...darn it!
I know right? One my incredibly cute guy friends had awesome long hair, and then he went and cut it to his EARS!!! It looks cute when he wears a hat, but I didn't recognize him when I saw him....
Maerad: Hem, where have you been!? I'm about to cast down the nameless one!
Hem: Some physco girl sprayed me with a purple mist, and I woke up handcuffed and chained to a flag pole.... *holds up handcuffs*
Maerad: Oh...
Yeah, I watch that show. Muffins to anyone who can guess which show![]()
haha! that was soo funny Sirkana!!
I'll try this one:
Zelika: You are sooo cute!!
Hem(shocked and blushed): gee thanks..
Zelika: huh?
Hem(confused): Why?
Zelika: Im not talking to you! Im talking to Irc!
(Irc, who's on hem's shoulder, give a small caw. And hem _____[insert whatever you like] him!)
Aww, poor Hem, he always seems to get beaten down by our HZ jokes.But it was funny anyways!
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*Maerad walks into Cadvan's room where he has been lazing around for a week or so*
Maerad: Cadvan, The first council sent a letter. They said if you don't show up tomorrow to discuss how to we are going to destroy Sharma, don't bother showing up on Monday.
Cadvan: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend!
not sure if I said this one yet (probably) but it's funny IMO.
Cadvan: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Maerad: No.
Cadvan Ham?
Maerad No...
Cadvan: Pork chops?
Maerad: love, those all come from the same animal.
Cadvan Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah right, Maerad. A wonderful, magical animal.![]()
you don't make friends with salad
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