Things that the characters would never say!

[Thima]

Maerad: How do I knooooow he loves me, How do I knooow hes mine?

Cadvan:... you know cause I leave you flowers and cute little notes with hearts on them?

Maerad: [stops] Cadvan, What are you talking about?

Cadvan: Weren't you singing about me?

Maerad: NOOOOO... I was singing about Saliman, DUH. ()

not the greatest, but I laughed when I thought of it, then again i'm wierd...

hehe I just twisted Enchanted to a whole new level(even though I love that movie, anyone else)

[PellinorFanatic]

me me me!!!!!! i love enchanted!! that's my fave part out of all of it, because of patrick dempsey's facial expressions during the whole thing!!

[kiaga89]

Cadvan: After visiting this strange place called "Disney Land", I've found out that I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known, including Maerad.

*Dernhil walks by with Maerad on his arm*

Cadvan: Where are you going?

Dernhil: oh, we're just going to visit our newest friend, Mickey Mouse.

Cadvan:

[Maiablackwolf]

Scorekeeping: Dernhil 34, Cadvan 2.

Hem: AAAAH! A Hull!
Hull: Mwahaha, you shall now die!
Maerad: Hem! *blasts Hull into oblivion*
Hem: Thanks a Hull of a lot, Maerad!

I know, that's such a bad pun. (It was actually made by my Gram. )

[waahoo!]

Maerad: Cadvan, GET OUT!!!!
Cadvan: Hey, maybe I'll call ya sometime, your number's still 911? Alllll-righty then!

Guess what movie

[kiaga89]

hahaha, that just inspired this next jab at Cadvan

Cadvan: If I just get some rest, I'll be able to stop thinking about Maerad. Peace and quiet is all I need. *walks into his room to find Dernhil and Maerad messing around on his bed*

EXCUSE ME!

Dernhil: *gets up* Cadvan, we weren't expecting you

Cadvan: ...it's my bedroom, Dernhil.

Dernhil: ...about that since Maerad and I decided to get together, we asked Silvia for a bigger room and she decided that since your room was bigger than mine, she would swap things around. You still have a great view from your new room! Although the bed's a bit smaller I hope your not too upset.

Cadvan:

[Maiablackwolf]

Oh, the BURN!

[Maerad(",)]

haha! that was funny!

[waahoo!]

Cadvan- Knock knock
Maerad: *puts down book, looks at cadvan skeptically*
Cadvan: Say who's there!!!
Maerad: Alright, who's there?
Cadvan: Boo
Maerad: Boo who?
Cadvan: Aw come on maerad don't cry it was just me!!!
Maerad: *Not laughing*
DERNHIL: *Entering room* Knock knock
Maerad: Dammit who's there???
Dernhil: ME! Now let's get the hell out of here before Cadvan decides to do the "pull my finger" jokes!

[Maiablackwolf]

Why can't I think think any of these things up?!

[kiaga89]

Cadvan: I understand if you love her, Dernhil, but honestly, I must confess my mind.

Dernhil: Please, Cadvan; I do wish to hear you.

Cadvan: *a bit awkward* Well, I spent over a year with her, saving her from darkness...and...

Dernhil: Really? She told me that she saved you rather than vise-versa.

Cadvan: ANYWAY, I really think that since your reappearance, you two have taken things a bit too fast. Consider my point of view- I love her, probably more than you.

Dernhil: *gets up and runs a hand through his hair*

Cadvan: *under breath* YES! Finally some improvement!

Dernhil: Love is like any other luxury, Cadvan. You have no right to it unless you can afford it.

Cadvan:

[Thima]

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! ROFL LOL LMAO !!!!!!!! poor cadvan... why do we insist upon picking on him? lol

[waahoo!]

We are so mean to Cadders, lol!!! But Dernhil was the one who was forced to die (and then come to life again) while Cadvan had his precious time with Maerad

Maerad: *hears knocking on door, opens the door* Hello? Is anyone there?
Voice: Yes, it's me, the Easter Bunny! Happy Easter!
Maerad: *Looks down, sees little bunny* Oh! What's easter? Wait, bunnies can't talk.
Easter Bunny: I am the Easter Bunny, of course I can talk.
Maerad: You look really familiar.....
Easter Bunny: We've never met before Maerad!
Maerad: How do you know my name then?
Easter Bunny: Umm........Santa Claus told me?
Maerad: Who's Santa Claus!?
Easter Bunny: He's a big fat guy in a red suit with a white beard.
Maerad: I swear I've seen you before.
Easter Bunny: If you pick me up and kiss me on the nose, then I'll give you some easter chocolate!
Maerad: Oh, alright. But only because you're so cute. *picks up bunny and kisses him on nose*
*Bunny turns into Cadvan*
Maerad: CADVAN!!!!
Cadvan: Damn that Dernhil, he told me the potion would last 2 hours....
Dernhil: *just entered room* What? I don't know what you're talking about. Come on Maerad, lets kick the easter bunny out!
Cadvan:
Dernhil:

Yeah, I'm tired. Lol, it was funny in my head

[Maerad(",)]

hahaha!!!!!
That was so funny Kiaga!

[kiaga89]

*cadvan is sulking in his new room*

Dernhil: May I come in?

Cadvan: leave me alone, you backstabber. I don't wish to speak with you.

Dernhil: Well, I thought you might like the easter gift I have for you but I guess not...

Cadvan: Nothing you could give me would make me forgive you for what you've done. Your present is meaningless.

*hears strange noise, like that of a present being unwrapped*

Maerad: This is exactly it, Cadvan. Dernhil and I have been planning this all along, and yet when it comes to it, I am 'meaningless'?

Cadvan: I didn't....

Dernhil: *sigh* so slow to catch on. You cannot expect to win a race you do not run, Cadvan. Even infants know that.

Cadvan: Can I ever win? Just once?

Maerad: *looks sidelong at Dernhil* I suppose for once you can win. *walks over to him and kisses him.

Cadvan: *shocked* But...

Maerad: I have to leave, now.

Cadvan: Why?!?! That was amazing!

Dernhil: I've arranged a romantic dinner.

Cadvan: I thought you had planned to give me her as a gift?

Dernhil: *goes to walk out* you said she is meaningless.

Cadvan: I didn't mean it!

Dernhil: *feels sympathetic* Here then. *tosses him a chocolate shaped Maerad*

Cadvan:

Dernhil: Have fun! *leaves*

Cadvan