*holds his only name-change token in his hand, confident he is doing the right thing*

Could I have my name changed to Jack? Its my real name, and I noticed no one else in the member list is named Jack. I don't know why I chose Homer in the first place. No particular affinity for Homer the Poet or Homer the Simpson. Jack would be great. If this is not possible, I'll just throw a hissy fit.

Thanks!

*prepares hissy fit*