Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005) - George Lucas has apparently stopped directing films Hurrah! Tonight, to complete my kids' exposure to the Star Wars saga I finally got round to watching the last of them. Dear Gods! what a marathon bore it was. The kids were yawning and fidgeting by the 90 minute mark and I was prepared to scream if I saw another establishing shot of a space craft aproaching a landing pad, rotate 180º, unfold legs, and touchdown. Enough already!
Mulholland Drive (2001) - just to get the taste of Star Wars out of my head, I crammed it full of David Lynchy weirdness and Naomi Watts and Laura Harring having lashings of lipstick lesbian sex. That's what's really wrong with the Star Wars Saga. Not enough tits.