A Narcoleptic Super-Optimist's
Guide to the Next Ten Years
Oh wow, there's going to be so much great stuff going on, I simply can't wait! Here we go!
1) Cars that run on water and sunshine! I know, I know, we're already halfway there, but these new cars are going to be, like, super-excellent at not making the world a stinky old place!
2) A big part of that, maybe the biggest, is going to be when we totally reverse global warming! There's going to be enough food for everyone, and all the animals will be fine, ah, man, thank goodness!
3) The world economy is going to be fixed too. Greece can go back to being just a nice place to visit instead of a bit of a riot-spot, Germany can stop shoring up the rest of Europe, and wfgaop jhgagaswerdgbvvvvvv..,vbbvvvvvvvvvvbbbbbbb
4) Whoa, excuse me! Anyway, there's also going to be a Proof of God or Proof of Not God coming, and about time, because -
5) THAT means Palestine and Israel will finally bury the hatchet! All those places that aren't friendly with each other over religion will be able to be friends again, because we'll definitely know for sure, one way or the other!
6) Contact with alien life - to be honest, I'm not absolutely sure about this one, but wouldn't it be cool?sgf gwerawerd,./,fgasdfbgasd
7) Cure for Narcolepsy. Yeah, if someone found a cure for narcolepsy I'd be so gratefeghqerhw#ZD BNgpn b./affbm