Where's Belgarion?

I don't post very often. I only come here on a daily basis to read all the threads.

Bel, if your around, let me know? I'm sick of reading Juzzza, Shanoncia and Lepeze postings!

I want you back, I been following this stupid saga, and your the coolest guy around and your the one that can sort out this annoying Juzzza. Sort him out!

I am from Bulgaria by the way.

[LePeze]

Originally posted by Smaug
Lepeze

the p of LePeze must be a capital

[juzzza]

Stop messing around Bel, we all know smaug is your alternative IP logon...

Only Bel would think that Bel is cool and has a chance to thwart my dominance.

MWOAR HA HA HA....MWOAR HA HA HA


MWOAR HA HA HA

[Erebus]

Stop messing around Bel, we all know smaug is your alternative IP logon...

Well...actually...they both have the same ISP location and the exact same IP addresses. Belgarion, I hope you realise we have a policy about multiple member names here! Shame on you!

It is now up to Belgarion to decide which account he wants to keep... because one of them IS going.

[Shef]

I'm sick of reading Juzzza, Shanoncia and Lepeze postings!

I am a little hurt that I wasn't included BELGARION!!! I guess you are just not sick of my postings. Keep Smaug btw. He is much more humble.

Belgarion walks upon centre stage holding a microphone and claps to the audience

"Well done, you sussed me out, but hear me out:

Cadfael,

I have more than one multi-character, Smaug is not my only other alter ego , try looking up Walker Boh , and there may be many more...........

But don't be cross with me, I created those multi-personalties 15 months ago. I haven't done any since...

Erebus,

You gotta understand my motive, I had to do it, this Juzzza/Shan saga just drags on and on....it make me puke



Juzzza,

You and me, on Summerslam, one on one, no disqualification rules.

Back to Cadfael,

Don't you ever dare remove..........Belgarion, he is immortal

After all I am your only other forum member who appreciates Brother Cadfael. Just think of me as a Brother Jerome, not exactly 100% angel but one with a few flaws "

Belgarion departs centre stage and drops the microphone........................................ ...............

One day he be back

Oh dear.. you really should have quit whilst you were ahead... now you tell us you have many accounts...

Tell me this is a joke....

[daigoro]

I sort of have a suggestion for you Bel, Smaug... and it's quite simple actually

1. First you give us a list of the accounts you have registered
2. Tell us the one you would like to keep
3. Agree to never register multiple accounts again
4. ...and then everyone should be happy, and we'll forget this.

The alternative of course is that you don't do this, but I don't think you'd like that. You see I already have a list in front of me, and banning you just wouldn't be right, but rules are rules.

...and yes, this isn’t up for discussion in any way.

Hmmm, looks like a bad case of open mouth, insert foot. . .
Does that look like Dags piccie is holding a sword?
Urgh, nice knowin ya Bel/Smaug/whoever. . .

[Killer Chicken]

Uh oh Bel. You in trouble man... But that is what you get after smiting the animal kingdom so many times.

And I'm glad that some of these identities will be errased. I looked at the member list one night and it was amazing how many people have registered but never posted.

[Eventine]

Didn't Belgarion get busted creating an alternate sign on and agreeing with himself in a discussion on the fantasy forum a while back?
I vaguely remember it...

Belgarion strolls to the Hall of the Hooden Ones. Each Hooden one was a moderator disguised under a cloak with a hood wrapped around the head.

The leader wore a red cloak where the other hooden ones were in black and they were standing in a format that encircled Belgarion who was in the centre of the circle.

Dag strolled forward and chanted

"The names of the many user IDs now.....This is a grave matter"

Belgarion know when to cross the line and more importantly when NOT to cross the line.

"The honest truth is that I have 3 user names....That is Smaug, Walker Boh and Belgarion. You may delete Smaug and Walker Boh. I would like to remain as.........Belgarion. It is my identity. It is who I am."

None of the hooden ones spoke, silence reigned.


After what seemed an hour...

"I better go, I won't do it again" Belgarion left the Hall.

[juzzza]

'sorry' would have sufficed you stupid barbarian...

What would I do if my supply of blue mushrooms dried up?

Come to the tavern and use your head next time, instead of your ass...

You dope! Barbarions do not apologise! Have you seen a barbarion say "sorry"!

I run out of blue mushrooms but I have some special yellow ones. Pretty lethal!

This is probably my last posting under "Smaug", the red hooden one will exterminate it.

Perhaps Belgarion will visit to the tavern one day.....I'm being teetotal at the moment. Need to purify myself and mediate.