Submitted by Anonymous  (Jan 20, 2004) At first I thought that daredevil was a good one, but when I watched it, the story doesn't make sense at all. At least it didn't for me. I even thought that Ben Affleck was a good actor and his movies make sense, but that really didn't! There wasn't sufficient twists and sense in it.
I recall that I read in the Newsweek celebrity news that Matt Damon was more bankable than Ben Affleck. I don't quite believe this, but after I watched daredevil, I think that it just might be true.
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Submitted by Zane W. Olesen  (Apr 04, 2003)Summary: Dumdevil and the League of Preposterous Posers
Okay I know it's based on a comic book character. Okay I know it's about a superhero with special powers. But why could Electra jump so far and high? Did she have bionic legs or something. Her legs did look good though.
The fight scenes look so blatantly choreographed it almost seemed like there was a momentary pause in each punch, kick, or block so a cool pose could be struck.
Do you know how hard you would have to throw a paper clip to penetrate the blubbery jowels of bar bum to kill him? Like really, really, super-duper, hypersonic hard. Not like cool Hollywood wrist-flipping Colon Farewell's girly moves.
And what is up with the dialogue? They could have at least tried. And why was the by-day-lawyer such an impotent character?
So here's the deal, if you get biohazard waste sprayed in your eyes, you somehow get this sonar thing as a trade off. And because you can't see anymore you can swan dive fearlessly off skyscrapers, jump great distances because your eyes are gone? Oh okay I see, it all makes perfect sense if you don't think about.
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