S3E10: It's the final countdown, do do do do, do do do do do, do do do do...
1. Final episode this season. Can't say I'm sad.
2. SO DARK
3. Oh, Stannis.
4. FIYAH
5. Oh not Stannis. It's the other bloke who looks exactly like him.
6. t' 'ound
7. Oh, it's a rather grim trophy.
8. Sansa and Tyrion. Hm. Oh, and Shae.
9. Sansa talking naturally to Tyrion? Huh?
10. WHAT IS GOING ON HERE
11. This is so wrong but it works almost.
12. Pod!
13. UGH IT'S JOFFREY SOMEONE STAB HIM IN HIS UGLY FRAKKING FACE.
14. I HATE JOFFREY
15. KILL HIM.
16. DIE YOU BLONDE INCESTUOUS BRAGGART BRAT
17. Joffrey - pot. kettle. black. LEARN.
18. Oh shut up you old fool.
19. Poor Varys.
20. HAHAHAHA. Go on Tywin.
21. Uh oh. Joff put his foot in it.
22. I love that look he gives Joffrey. Hahahaha.
23. If looks could kill...
24. Oh, if only.
25. Tyrion vs Tywin.
26. A Clash of Kings fo' realz.
27. That's quite a sad little scene towards the end. Arguably one of the better ones this season.
28. Meera!

29. HODORRRRRR *Echo * HODORRRRRRRRRR *Echo*
30. Game of Cabin in the Woods
31. Ugh Walder Frey Ugh
32. Roose Bolton has a very smooth voice, doesn't he?
33. Ugh ugh ugh ugh disgusting people eating noisily ugh ugh ugh
34. awww chinfluff wants to die
35. awww diddums
36. death is too good for chinfluff. says she who spent two seasons screaming DIE CHINFLUFF
37. BACKHANDER
38. reek reek rhymes with weak
39. Bran-heavy episode this week, innit?
40. Huh. Something horrible
41. SAM?!
42. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
43. SAM SAM SAM SAM

44. Bran! Sam! Hodor! Meera! Horrible bratty kid!
45. *grin* "Hodor". Awesome. Hodor's actor is hodor-ing great
46. Meeeeeeeeerrrrrrraaaaaaaaaa

47. Ugh I hate the bratty kid
48. go away bratty kid
49. how did he know he was called sam did sam say his name i forget
50. YARA?! THAT BLOKE WHOSE NAME I FORGOT?!
51. Balon!
52. Did Yara have a haircut?
53. is it chinfluff's willy?
54. Yes, probably.
55. Yes, it's his willy.
56. Yara looks so different.
57. Oh, maybe she's going to pop out a baby greyjoy. If you notice, her stomach isn't shown. Ever. Which they do sometimes if an actress is pregnant
58. Oh, this is an interesting scene, Sam helping Bran & co.
59. That should have been the closing shot.
60. Oh it's Davos and Gendry.
61. Davos is cool. I like Davos.
62. Varys!
63. Varys being nice to Tyrion? Hmm. Yeah, I think I kinda like Varys too.
64. Cersei. Eh.
65. Woot. You go Tyrion!

66. Cersei is a bare-faced liar.
67. Hound looked bloody funny with his hood. Looked like a nun.
68. lolary
69. YESSSSSSSSSSSSS ARY

70. YER A KILLER ARY
71. Yay Ary
72. Okay did I just champion a young girl murdering someone?
73. It's jons no
74. Ygritte. wut.
75. wot ah ahm
76. Gods, what a little twit. "i hafta go home now"
77. Wait what what what
78. Any other character and he'd be dead.
79. u no nuffin jons no.
80. Not even how to die.
81. OMG it's the blind maester

82. d'awww
83. Davos trying to read.
84. Yay! I like these scenes too.
85. Warrior woman in the book

86. Melisandre. Meh.
87. Oh gods did I just say that.
88. Stannis the faker!

89. The right voice, but not the right mannerisms nor expressions.
90. See, that was a Stanni... no, it wasn't. It's unjust. Stannis is not unjust.
91. Davos turning traitor! Yussssssssss
92. "You know how to swim?" "No." "Don't fall out."
93. Davos is definitely a good guy.
94. jons no sucks.
95. Ah, it's... um... Jaime! And Brienne!
96. Ooh, ow, Brienne's claw marks looked painful.
97. Wow, they've cut Jaime's return down, haven't they?
98. Cersei sees a broken Jaime. Dun dun DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
99. Ugh Fake Stannis
100. Yessssssssss Davos

101. Scary Melisandre.
102. No not Stannis still.
103. Davos quite literally shows his hand.
104. Boobs. Almost. Sigh.
105. Yessssssss more Davos yes yes yes
106. But the real Stannis wouldn't waste Davos. He knows he's too useful.
107. UGH IT'S BLOODY DAENERYS UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
108. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
109. Why does Dany have to expose skin in weird places? WHY.
110. Well, those collars look bloody stupid.
111. oh shut up you dumb stupid child
112. This looks so ridiculous. This scene is just a joke.
113. Ugh. STOP PLEASE.
114. I WANT MY FREEDOM FROM BLOODY DAENERYS
115. *Screams and runs around tearing at her hair*
Well, thoughts? Fairly good ending to what's been a remarkably poor season, at least going by the previous two. This may be impacted slightly by me having read the books between 2 and 3, however. But so many bad character changes (including fake Stannis), and some odd plot tweaks, have left us with a slightly odd season that doesn't quite match what it should be. And I just know we're in for more unbearable scenes with Dany.
So yeah. Kinda nonplussed about this season. It was good, but I can't say I've enjoyed it as much as the previous ones. I'm just getting more and more frustrated with it.