I'm not kidding Miri, we were in this restaurant in the East Village and this guy sitting behind us passed out at the table, everyone freaked out... Gary stood up, and ripped the yellow t-shirt he was wearing in two and the whole crowd went mad... the guy woke up but all these firemen and paramedics turned up and tried to take Gary out, but he picked one up and body slammed him and then DDT'd another guy and as we left the restaurant to cheers, over the speakers came the song that goes...
... I am a real american, fight for the rights of every man.
I've been a Wassnermaniac ever sice.
The guy is huuuuuuge, and my girlfriend thinks he is very good looking.