Cnaeus Valerius
The Roman
- Joined
- Apr 8, 2003
- Messages
- 146
Voices in the darkness…Surl’s…P’Mela’s…Surl’s…my own…no, that was Surl again…mimicking my voice…making P’Mela laugh…Surl is flirting with P’Mela?…no…he wouldn’t do that…she has no tusks…I remember the girl he likes...
“I really can’t even begin to tell you how silly you look with all your jaws hanging open.” I leaned over and whispered to Surl as he watched a female Appian walk through the large waiting area outside Tor-Bar’s office. He snapped both sets of jaws shut with a double clicking sound and gave me a dirty look.
“I truly pity you my friend because you will never be able to fully appreciate the beauty of a woman with a set of well shaped tusks. She is probably the most beautiful woman in all of creation. And those tusks! She doesn’t use tusk polish – that was really gold jewelry.” He leaned to the side slightly to peer down a row of office cubicles for another glimpse of the woman. He looked back at me with a touch of regret. “The downside is that means she is probably high maintenance. I may have to push the boundaries of our friendship by borrowing large sums of money from you to help me keep her amused.”
“You are one funny Appian. Let’s see you use some of this charming wit on her.” I pointed back down the space between the cubicles. “She is heading our way.”
“Noble lady you grace us with your-” Surl began but the Appian woman cut him off with practiced ease.
“The Council is taking a recess now. Tor-Bar apologizes that the meeting ran longer than he expected and hopes you still wish to see him.” Her eyes left me to flicker briefly toward Surl to include him in the invitation. “If you will please follow me, Dah-Nel.”
“That was masterfully done Surl.” I whispered as we made our way to Tor-Bar’s office.
“You know nothing of how an advanced culture such as ours works, you Drak-San barbarian.”
“A pity Surl-Than does not know either...” The woman, who apparently had excellent hearing, said with an Appian grin as she opened the door to the office for us. She left without entering once we were inside.
“Such tusks…” Surl shook his head appreciatively and turned to Tor-Bar with what passed for a conspiratorial wink among Appians. “You are a fortunate man, Tor-Bar, to not only work with the most beautiful woman in creation but also to have a wife who trusts you working with her otherwise such a beautiful woman surely would have fallen to the assassin's blade.”
“That would be because the woman in question is our daughter, if you take my meaning Surl-Than.” Tor-bar gave Surl a smile that seemed to imply a brain was about to be sucked of a skull. I decided Appians, being civilized like they were, probably had an efficient little machine to do the job.
“Yes sir.” Surl’s skin darkened somewhat as he blushed. I found myself once again wondering how Appians indicated rank. Their uniforms were devoid of rank insignia as far as I could tell and they always referred to one another by name. The most mysterious aspect of it was after a time you no longer wondered - you just seemed to know.
Tor turned away and winked secretly at me as he passed. “I love when I get to do that.”
“Tor-Bar, I think I have a plan for dealing with the current situation.” I began once we were all seated. The mass colonization plan put forth by the j’SonJon Colonization Board had called for the settling of dozens of worlds that the Appians had abandoned during their civil war. The Appians had kept their history to themselves so as far as the Sonjon government knew those worlds had never been colonized. Even if they had known I suspected the Noble Houses would not have cared. On worlds so far from the settled regions of the Empire the colonists would be virtual slaves to the Noble House that had purchased colonization rights.
“I am sure you do Dah-Nel...forgive my mispronunciation...I am sure you do have a plan D’Nel Ghar, but before we can go any further in our relationship there is something else we must attend.” Tor put up a hand as he spoke and exchanged a quick glance with Surl.
“What other matter might this be?”
“I must see proof of your personal bravery and honor in battle.” Tor motioned to a pair of scimitars mounted on a plaque above his desk. “A duel to the death with Appian fighting knives will suffice I should think, although you may choose a larger bladed weapon if you desire.”
I turned to Surl-Than for advice, but he only looked at me with helpless surprise. I turned my head slowly back to Tor-Bar and saw him laughing quietly.
“Forgive me, all the officers in our Navy have had that joke played on them when they graduate from the Military University. You have done so much for our Fleet it seemed a shame for you not to have experienced it.” Tor-Bar stopped laughing and became serious again. “I was telling the truth about the need to see evidence of your personal courage and honor in battle. Surl-Than, as you know, has been making excellent reports but the Ahv-Mah, our ruling council, has decided I must see with my own eyes. The use of a bladed weapon, however, is still an option for you.”
“I believe I know just the bladed weapon to use.” I grinned and glanced over at Surl to see he was as surprised as Tor-Bar. “We still maintain Broadswords in the Imperial inventory.”
“I really can’t even begin to tell you how silly you look with all your jaws hanging open.” I leaned over and whispered to Surl as he watched a female Appian walk through the large waiting area outside Tor-Bar’s office. He snapped both sets of jaws shut with a double clicking sound and gave me a dirty look.
“I truly pity you my friend because you will never be able to fully appreciate the beauty of a woman with a set of well shaped tusks. She is probably the most beautiful woman in all of creation. And those tusks! She doesn’t use tusk polish – that was really gold jewelry.” He leaned to the side slightly to peer down a row of office cubicles for another glimpse of the woman. He looked back at me with a touch of regret. “The downside is that means she is probably high maintenance. I may have to push the boundaries of our friendship by borrowing large sums of money from you to help me keep her amused.”
“You are one funny Appian. Let’s see you use some of this charming wit on her.” I pointed back down the space between the cubicles. “She is heading our way.”
“Noble lady you grace us with your-” Surl began but the Appian woman cut him off with practiced ease.
“The Council is taking a recess now. Tor-Bar apologizes that the meeting ran longer than he expected and hopes you still wish to see him.” Her eyes left me to flicker briefly toward Surl to include him in the invitation. “If you will please follow me, Dah-Nel.”
“That was masterfully done Surl.” I whispered as we made our way to Tor-Bar’s office.
“You know nothing of how an advanced culture such as ours works, you Drak-San barbarian.”
“A pity Surl-Than does not know either...” The woman, who apparently had excellent hearing, said with an Appian grin as she opened the door to the office for us. She left without entering once we were inside.
“Such tusks…” Surl shook his head appreciatively and turned to Tor-Bar with what passed for a conspiratorial wink among Appians. “You are a fortunate man, Tor-Bar, to not only work with the most beautiful woman in creation but also to have a wife who trusts you working with her otherwise such a beautiful woman surely would have fallen to the assassin's blade.”
“That would be because the woman in question is our daughter, if you take my meaning Surl-Than.” Tor-bar gave Surl a smile that seemed to imply a brain was about to be sucked of a skull. I decided Appians, being civilized like they were, probably had an efficient little machine to do the job.
“Yes sir.” Surl’s skin darkened somewhat as he blushed. I found myself once again wondering how Appians indicated rank. Their uniforms were devoid of rank insignia as far as I could tell and they always referred to one another by name. The most mysterious aspect of it was after a time you no longer wondered - you just seemed to know.
Tor turned away and winked secretly at me as he passed. “I love when I get to do that.”
“Tor-Bar, I think I have a plan for dealing with the current situation.” I began once we were all seated. The mass colonization plan put forth by the j’SonJon Colonization Board had called for the settling of dozens of worlds that the Appians had abandoned during their civil war. The Appians had kept their history to themselves so as far as the Sonjon government knew those worlds had never been colonized. Even if they had known I suspected the Noble Houses would not have cared. On worlds so far from the settled regions of the Empire the colonists would be virtual slaves to the Noble House that had purchased colonization rights.
“I am sure you do Dah-Nel...forgive my mispronunciation...I am sure you do have a plan D’Nel Ghar, but before we can go any further in our relationship there is something else we must attend.” Tor put up a hand as he spoke and exchanged a quick glance with Surl.
“What other matter might this be?”
“I must see proof of your personal bravery and honor in battle.” Tor motioned to a pair of scimitars mounted on a plaque above his desk. “A duel to the death with Appian fighting knives will suffice I should think, although you may choose a larger bladed weapon if you desire.”
I turned to Surl-Than for advice, but he only looked at me with helpless surprise. I turned my head slowly back to Tor-Bar and saw him laughing quietly.
“Forgive me, all the officers in our Navy have had that joke played on them when they graduate from the Military University. You have done so much for our Fleet it seemed a shame for you not to have experienced it.” Tor-Bar stopped laughing and became serious again. “I was telling the truth about the need to see evidence of your personal courage and honor in battle. Surl-Than, as you know, has been making excellent reports but the Ahv-Mah, our ruling council, has decided I must see with my own eyes. The use of a bladed weapon, however, is still an option for you.”
“I believe I know just the bladed weapon to use.” I grinned and glanced over at Surl to see he was as surprised as Tor-Bar. “We still maintain Broadswords in the Imperial inventory.”

