Last Movie You Watched (2017)

Ant Man. I just don't get superhero movies; I should stop trying to watch them. The schmalz, the knowing humour, the gappy toothed kid who must not be let down, the relentless bad guy who just won't die even though everyone else is dispatched in miliseconds, the pretty girl who's also a martial artist, etc, etc.. zzzzz
 
The Mummy (2017).
Not as bad as some would suggest, though not great. My despair at the appearance of the comedy sidekick has led to the writing of a ranty article, which will no doubt follow soon.
 
Ant Man. I just don't get superhero movies; I should stop trying to watch them. The schmalz, the knowing humour, the gappy toothed kid who must not be let down, the relentless bad guy who just won't die even though everyone else is dispatched in miliseconds, the pretty girl who's also a martial artist, etc, etc.. zzzzz

Don't forget too that the "pretty martial artist" is also generally super model thin with absolutely no muscle tone to speak of and sometimes even poor posture to boot. As someone who did karate all through their youth and Kung Fu into her adult life, I can't help but laugh at all these female super heroes that cannot be taken seriously as even remotely athletic. A woman certainly does not have to look butch to be strong or coordinated, but come on, she should at least eat enough that she can stand up straight and do maybe three pushups before completely collapsing. :p
 
Martial Arts talk, neat. I used to practice Kung Fu too, but I've never tried Karate. I haven't seen Ant-Man yet...it looks okay. I do like that it is apparently less epic in scope than the usual stuff.
 
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a local pub has a movie night every other week on Thur nights and the patrons vote on the upcoming selections each week from a ballet with about 40 films listed on it.

they have a killer 75" LED screen and a fine sound system normally used for major sporting events... they have the blue ray of Hot Fuzz tomorrow night and since it has bee 10 years since I saw it in theatre i am looking forward to beer and burgers tomorrow night... All I really recall of it is that I laughed a lot when it came out. a few weeks ago the screened his Paul which on the whole I enjoyed quite a bit... I suspect a voting block for his films may be at work there.
 
a local pub has a movie night every other week on Thur nights and the patrons vote on the upcoming selections each week from a ballet with about 40 films listed on it.

they have a killer 75" LED screen and a fine sound system normally used for major sporting events... they have the blue ray of Hot Fuzz tomorrow night and since it has bee 10 years since I saw it in theatre i am looking forward to beer and burgers tomorrow night... All I really recall of it is that I laughed a lot when it came out. a few weeks ago the screened his Paul which on the whole I enjoyed quite a bit... I suspect a voting block for his films may be at work there.

Was Hot Fuzz really ten years ago? Jeez, where does the time go?

Anyway, I love that movie. It's one of Edgar Wright's best, surpassed only perhaps by Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World.
This past Sunday I went and saw his latest movie Baby Driver; I wouldn't have bothered with it based on the trailer alone, but being an Edgar Wright film I thought it might be worth checking out. . .

It was okay. Not what I expected, but good. Not great. I expected much more comedy, and while there were a few funny bits earlier on, the tone of the film seemed to get more serious as it progressed. I could nitpick about the plot, but overall I was entertained.
 
a ballet with about 40 films listed on it.

Oh I like that idea! The pas de deux from Goodfellas must be fun. :)

Last night I watched
Autómata
- one of those not bad SF films which seems to have missed it's audience (or vice versa). Unfortunately for Autómata it was released around the same time as the similarly themed Ex_Machina. Ex_machina is certainly a better film but as an entry in the When Does Machine Sentience Start? genre this deserves a look. Well worth the £1 I paid for it on eBay. Stylistically it's very obviously (shamelessly?) influenced by Blade Runner but there are some knowing nods to other less obvious SF films too: Logan's Run and Cherry 2000 to name but two. I could have quite happily done away with the opening screens of info dumping. Why do so many SF films start with endless screens of info dumping? I know that 'a beginning is a very delicate time' but why do we need to be spoon-fed the where and the when of the time and location of the film. Why not just drop us in and let us work it out as things unfold? Doesn't take long to work out were not in Kansas any more if there are flying cars, 27 storey high erotic holograms gyrating over the city landscape, and robots walking the streets.







*did you see what I did there?
 
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The Box. Apparently based on a short story by Richard Matheson, this is one of the best SF films I missed last decade. I can't understand why it has such a low rating in general; I thought it was excellent (including the music, which is by Arcade Fire). To say too much about it would spoil it but it's safe to say it develops in unexpected directions.
 
Shocker
9/10
Wes Craven admits this movie has many similarities to A Nightmare on Elm Street, and possibly people viewed as a ripoff of a nightmare on elm street for why it's a critical failure for being too derivative of a Nightmare on Elm street plus being a minor commercial success at the box office.

He wanted to make a horror movie series that he had creative control of, and this is a underrated horror movie that I wish did become a horror movie series.

This is a fast pace supernatural horror slasher action movie with no filter scenes, a terrific exciting movie start to finish.

Horace Pinker the Villain is a brutal remorseless murderer, and a magnificent bastard villain the same as Clarence Boddicker or Freddy Krueger. It's plausible why the main hero Jonathan has a connection to the murderer because he did see him murder his mother.
Never shown or stated how Horace becomes supernatural with the power to possess bodies, and travel in stuff that has electricity so likely a deal with the Devil selling his soul before his execution with the eletric chair.
Jonathan a college football player is a likable hero smart and valiant since he thought of how to defeat Horace with no person possessed is killed, other likable characters his friends that most are football players, his girlfriend Allison, his Football coach, his dad a plainclothes cop decent and memorable lines, brutal violence including implied with the large amount amount of Blood that it was a brutal death for Allison.

Likely the same stuff for blood as a nightmare on elm street was used in this movie because blood looks utterly real or topnotch, a exciting terrific climax possibly 1 of kind which mostly is Jonathan and Horace traveling through different tv channels plus fighting, a anchor talking about this current event then suddenly they appear and they move to a new channel, he's astounded by this event but still says I think holy crap did you get that.
Possibly 1 of the greatest lines ever after something unexpected and dangerous.

In the style of the movie Robocop something serious and funny at the same time.

Terrific music that fits the scenes, terrific special effects for the ghost which is Allison Jonathan's girlfriend that as a ghost as a guardian and mentor, great scene before the climax of a dream of likely all of victims murdered by Horace plus Allison telling him don't let him catch you sleeping like the others.
It's obvious Wes Craven wanted sequels because Horace still alive is stuck in a tv plus talking to Jonathan before he turns the tv off.





47 Meters Down
9/10
2 complaints to much shown in the trailer, movie trailers generally need to stop showing so much, and it's under 100 minutes.
I wanted it to be over 100 minutes so the great white sharks shown more, plus maybe they decide to stop waiting move the cage or break it so they can eat the humans.

A literal movie title the same as The Fugitive which is why it's a perfect title because characters are literally 47 Meters Down in a ocean.

Terrific looking great white sharks, I don't recall other Feature movies with great white sharks that are hunting together, terrific locations including the beach and ocean so likely on location not in a warehouse.
Great kills by the great white sharks a movie that lives up to being Rates R.

A plausible reason why the worst case scenario happens, decent acting, believable likable characters including 1 of the sisters decides to change her mind to dive inside a cage after seeing great white sharks are in the water, the twist in the climax of it's a hallucination isn't a surprise because of a line by the boat captain add in shown in the previews of a shark attacking.

A great exciting climax because 1 sister is trapped with her leg under the cage, plus running out of oxygen which is why the coast guard has to rescue them.

Astounding that this was going to be a straight to dvd movie but did get changed.

It is a great horror survival sharks attack movie.



Zombeavers
6/10
My only complaint is this is without the extra scene that foreshadows a sequel plus credits it's 71 minutes long. I wanted it to be above 100 minutes so I could see more Zombeavers killed, plus possible other funny lines or 1 liners.


A decent horror comedy zombies movie which is set in the Woods

. Funny lines and situations some expected for lines but still funny, the Zombeavers are ruthless, a worst case scenario because the characters can't be safe in Cabins since the animals attacking are beavers , flawed believable likable characters and a character that become unlikable, the humans altered to zombies with beaver traits including teeth is hilarious, and a exciting climax which isn't forseeable for the outcome, and decent kills.
Also no cellphone service in these woods so a plausible reason why 911 isn't called.

Decent transformation when humans transform into zombies. Great scene with night and shown outside are Zombeavers because they have glowing eyes, and since they were infected a biohazard it's plausible.
The Zombeavers look the exact same as the cover so terrific no lameass false advertising which movies with what is on the cover can do including My Pet Monster is infamous for.

Either they didn't have a large budget so they don't have terrific animatronic beavers, or the beavers are intentionally terrible looking so this would be a intentional ridiculous terrible movie.
A monster animal The Giant Claw has a awful monster which is 1 reason it's a so bad it's good movie so maybe that was their goal but with zombeavers.

A show don't tell origin for how the beavers are altered into Zombeavers or zombies. A biohazard container of falls out from the back of the car which falls into a lake plus spilling the biohazard stuff.
 
I had a good time with Starship Troopers (1997, Paul Verhoeven) a couple of nights ago. I didn't much care for this in the nineties and don't remember the circumstances of first seeing it, but it has really grown on me. Great fun (as long as I don't see it too often).
 
The Captive by Atom Egoyan. A young girl is taken from her parents and they spend many years looking for her. This abduction tale blends surveillance movie and crime movie with arthouse underpinnings, without undermining the seriousness of its subject matter. The film continually jumps to different points in time to destroy any linearity in the story, and to begin with you have to concentrate to keep up with where it is taking you, although it's not that hard after you get used to the different settings. The whole feels maybe too chopped up between genres to be entirely successful (which may also explain its bad ratings) but I really enjoyed it.
 
Fire in the Sky. This is a SF movie I had never heard of before, and honestly was not expecting much from. Another abduction, by aliens this time, based on a true story and fairly slow going from early on. However, the small town refuses to believe the group of co workers who saw their friend apparently killed by a UFO, and they cannot account for his body, so the build up in tension is strong.. until he reappears. The final half an hour contains amongst the best human-aboard-an-alien-craft scenes I've ever seen, and is pretty unpleasant. I couldn't place the main character (not the abductee but his best friend) so looked him up afterwards - it's the evil liquifying robot from Terminator 2!
 
This one sounds vaguely familiar, Ropie. How recent is it? I'm thinking I saw something like this a while ago - possibly 20 years ago!
Yes, sounds about right - 1993, I think.
 
That would be about right, then. Thank you!

Might be worth finding for a rewatch....
 
Allegedly, JM. Might be worth a watch for your list of ol' bad movies? :D
 

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