Is Juzzza trying to take over??

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First you strike my man LePeze, then you want to ban my fellow staff member Juzzza? Tsk tsk...

It is war! :D

Shanoncia fires up the cannons, and sounds drums back in er town begin to rumble... war fight more fright war fight more fright war fight more fright...

Are you ready to rumble!? :mad: :D :mad:
 
An army of elves gathers beyond Shanoncia. Archers poised, ready, with arrows fitte to the string. The swordsmen and spearsmen savagely cash there weapons agasint their shield in a terrifying rumble. That giant dog thing from the neverending story is swooping around over the elves, armored and ready for action. Pete's dragon, and puff the magic dragon snort and snuff of puffs of smoke saving the flame within for the face of the foe.

Shanoncia draws her shining sword and at the exact second lightning snaps down from the heavens amongst a downpour of rain and strikes the blade in all it's glory.... Or... did the lightning come out of the blade?

I'm rockin', now's it's up to you to start rollin'! :cool:
 
Carmichael taps a control on his gauntlet, activating the commlink. "Okay Max, tell the Churchill to launch alert 3 and 4 and decloak the dropships."
"Roger that."

The sky directly overhead seems to rip itself asunder as wave after wave of sleek, deadly looking starfighter screams across the battlefield. Behind Carmichael, the air shimmers, then parts like a curtain, revealing the squat, massive shapes of 50 Antares-class troop vessels. The clamshell doors on each spacecrafts bow split and opened wide. After a moment, the glittering forms of giant Claymore battle-units stalked down the ramps and, footfalls making the earth shudder, silently raise their weapon studded arms in salute.

"By your command!"

Carmichael turns and grins at Shanoncia. "Sweetheart, didn't I tell you that you should never bring a sword to a gunfight?"
He glances at one of the massive forms behind him.

"Lets Rock."
 
Thousands of penguins suddenly rise up behind Shanoncia's elves. They DID bring swords to the fight. But were currently fingering laser rifles and pistols. You may be sweet Shanoncia. But you NEVER mess with an animal or you will have me comeing for you as well. Now you don't really want to fight do you? :D
 
The animals start shooting their stupid lazors and soon come to realise that... DOH! Elves are masters of light. The deflect shots for fun, or absorb them and become more powerful, the glrious that the light surrounded them and enveloping them is now strong enough to dissolve bullets in mid air! Whew! It's getting hot in here! Good thing it's still raining. The animals try to charge but slip and fall in the ran the elves, who are masters of balance glide lightly over it into the charging, waddling, crawling... 'things'.
 
Unfortunatly for the elves. Us penguins are expert swordsman. They stab and slashmany of the elves. Then they swiftly retreat wile Carmichael's ships unload seven trillion american dollars worth of cruise missles. On the elve's sorry ***es. When teh dust clears only Shanoncia stands. The full forces of Shef and Carmichael surronding her.
 
LePeze, wearing a personal cloaking device, suddenly appears behind Carmichael and puts his knive on Carmichael's neck.

Nobody messes with my lady, stupid gopher! Call those ships and those penguins back or u'll enter a world of pain! :mad:
 
Appears next to LePeze in a blinding flash of light, whips out her lightsaber, slicing cleanly though LePeze's blade without slowing, and flings out an arm, sending both he and Shanoncia flying back over the heads of their incredulous soldiers, to land behind Shan's lines, well out of the way.

"don't mess with the gopher!"
 
"Ha! That was just my evil twin arwen and LePeze's eveil twin peepee-mini!" Shanoncia says. "Lepeze would never stab anyone in the back and nor would I!" She lifts her shinging blade and in one magic swipe decaputates Sammie, Kc, Shef and prances out of the thread of her silver steed with a satisfyed, "Mmm-hmm!" :D
 
*wonders what decaputating is, and if it hurts at all*

*Reaches out with the Force and drags everyone who remotely resembles Shan or LePeze into this thread and into a heap at her feet. Then she borrows one of the rocket launchers that float around the place and blasts them all into tiny pieces, using her mind to scatter the teeny weeny pieces to the four winds.*

"That'll teach you to be ungrateful for having merely been moved, not destroyed"

*She wanders off, laughing maniacally, nd feeling only slightly concerned that maybe Miri had somehow ended up in that heap*
 
Originally posted by Shanoncia
From the heap of... stuff... a little white flag rises.
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Which is made from the remains of Shanoncia's m and s bloomers....;) Which Le Peze had borrowed....
 
First you strike my man LePeze, then you want to ban my fellow staff member Juzzza? Tsk tsk...
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"don't mess with the gopher!"
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Get a room, people! :D I heard of a catfight but these animal wars are getting outa handed. *dusts off animal and elven ashes off his poncho*

Anyway see Miri under that pile? :p
 
Sure! I see, it's a plot to know off all the women and have all these dashing young men to yourself is it? :rolleyes:
 
*wonders if she could cope with all young men by herself. Decides not*
 
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